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Viking's Randy Moss mooning the faithful was a response to GLAAD's equal time demand for Janet Jackson's yawning halftime breast flast display.
March Madness is a full month of End-Of-Winter celebration where non-stop circuit partying in which sleep, shirts and high minded chat are discouraged.
The Final Four are the lucky ones left standing after all that insane merriment.
The Chicago Bears is a team of fat fuzzy, chunked up guys who favor back hair and chia pets over leather and chaps.
Gay NFL Players do not have a 1PM Sunday playing time in their contracts so they can enjoy Sunday tea dances.
The colassal event every four years which showcase the utmost in atheletic perfection is known as the Gay Games. It was named Gay Games because "Olympics" occur every Friday and Saturday night at gay bars everywhere when half an hour before closing time you attempt to get one last drink and hook up with a trick at the same time.
"Going For The Gold" is what a shady escort does when his client nods off.
"Build it and they will come" refers to yet another levi-leather bar with a dark backroom.
"Hail Mary" is what drunken patrons do when leaving a bar trashed and attempting to flag down gay cab drivers.
Bowling shirts have never been fashioned by gay designers. But wrestling tights are. (true fact)
A "buzzer beater" is slipping out the back door just as his boyfriend enters through the front.
The Boston Marathon is 36 hours on Cialis while vacationing in Provincetown.
Gay atheletes do not have bench clearing brawls. They have hissy fits or just summon security.
Gay softball tryouts at Fort Lauderdale Pro Player stadium exceeds for the single day the crowds in attendance for two weeks of Florida Marlin games. (you actually have to buy a ticket just to watch people try out.)
Gay umpires narrow the strike zone for pitchers who do not return their phone calls.
The Masters Tournament is a S&M event. there are no "Unnecessary roughness" violations.
A "squeeze play" occurs when the third base runner titty twists the third baseman and sprints for home plate.
Unattractive atheletes are rumored to be straight.
In 1983 after winning the Mr America and Mr Universe bodybuilding titles, Time magazine awarded the title Most Perfect Man Alive to none other than Bob Paris.
Drag racing is a mad dash to reach Walgreens before closing when out of lip gloss on a Saturday night.
Barebacking is not an official sponsored track and field event.
March Madness is a full month of End-Of-Winter celebration where non-stop circuit partying in which sleep, shirts and high minded chat are discouraged.
The Final Four are the lucky ones left standing after all that insane merriment.
The Chicago Bears is a team of fat fuzzy, chunked up guys who favor back hair and chia pets over leather and chaps.
Gay NFL Players do not have a 1PM Sunday playing time in their contracts so they can enjoy Sunday tea dances.
The colassal event every four years which showcase the utmost in atheletic perfection is known as the Gay Games. It was named Gay Games because "Olympics" occur every Friday and Saturday night at gay bars everywhere when half an hour before closing time you attempt to get one last drink and hook up with a trick at the same time.
"Going For The Gold" is what a shady escort does when his client nods off.
"Build it and they will come" refers to yet another levi-leather bar with a dark backroom.
"Hail Mary" is what drunken patrons do when leaving a bar trashed and attempting to flag down gay cab drivers.
Bowling shirts have never been fashioned by gay designers. But wrestling tights are. (true fact)
A "buzzer beater" is slipping out the back door just as his boyfriend enters through the front.
The Boston Marathon is 36 hours on Cialis while vacationing in Provincetown.
Gay atheletes do not have bench clearing brawls. They have hissy fits or just summon security.
Gay softball tryouts at Fort Lauderdale Pro Player stadium exceeds for the single day the crowds in attendance for two weeks of Florida Marlin games. (you actually have to buy a ticket just to watch people try out.)
Gay umpires narrow the strike zone for pitchers who do not return their phone calls.
The Masters Tournament is a S&M event. there are no "Unnecessary roughness" violations.
A "squeeze play" occurs when the third base runner titty twists the third baseman and sprints for home plate.
Unattractive atheletes are rumored to be straight.
In 1983 after winning the Mr America and Mr Universe bodybuilding titles, Time magazine awarded the title Most Perfect Man Alive to none other than Bob Paris.
Drag racing is a mad dash to reach Walgreens before closing when out of lip gloss on a Saturday night.
Barebacking is not an official sponsored track and field event.
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