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Gay experience?

Is this gay?

  • Yes, a dood touched your boys!

    Votes: 3 8.6%
  • Nope, unless you got wood!

    Votes: 32 91.4%

  • Total voters
    35
ok for medical ..unless he was staring at your eyes and smiling
next time back he will want to check your colon ... I would run
 
slat1 said:
My Dr. touched my balls to see what size they are. They are normal. I could have told him that.
How did you know they are normal. Have you felt others to compare?
Once a year my Doc fondles my Johnson & plums & sticks a finger up my ass. He'd be little more gentle if he was gay.
 
HiDnGoD said:
How did you know they are normal. Have you felt others to compare?
Once a year my Doc fondles my Johnson & plums & sticks a finger up my ass. He'd be little more gentle if he was gay.

Nope, never touched another doods stuff.
I assume they are normal because they have been the same size for ever.
I did almost get wood once when a hot ass female Dr checked them. It was kind of embarrassing.
Not as embarrassing as it was when I asked her to check my prostate again after she finished.
 
Trust me, when a doc does a genital or rectal exam, it's not something he/she wants to do. I hate doing them. Whoever said being a physician was glamorous obviously didn't read the instruction manual.

Having said that, if your doctor is giving you a rectal exam when suddenly you feel two hands on your hips, I would probably keep that one to myself. :)
 
swatdoc said:
Having said that, if your doctor is giving you a rectal exam when suddenly you feel two hands on your hips, I would probably keep that one to myself. :)

LOL Sounds like a prison doctor.

The barium enema is probably the worst.
They ram and I mean ram a tube up your backside and then inflate the end so it doesn't come back out. Then they start putting the barium solution down it and filling you up. You just feel the pressure getting more and more, expecting it to start dribbling out of your mouth. After it is all over, you are shitting chalk for a few days.
 
Shit I would have touched them for you, not charged you and you wouldn't be wondering if your gay
 
slat1 said:
My Dr. touched my balls to see what size they are. They are normal. I could have told him that.



A few years ago my hubby went to the er b/c he thought he pulled his groin or something. Well he went in and they made him strip from the waste down and put on one of those pretty little hospital gowns. Wellll one dr comes in and made him pull it up so he can examine him. I thought he was going to die right there his face turned so many shades of red. TO make matters worse a total of 4 dr's felt his balls that day. The embarrassment turned out to be a life saver it turned out to be cancer buttttttt if he could have ran from them that night he would have.
 
Does punching someone in the balls count as gay??????????

Or a slap on the butt at the basketball/football game to your teammate as gay??????
 
Sanel27 said:
Does punching someone in the balls count as gay??????????

Or a slap on the butt at the basketball/football game to your teammate as gay??????

Touch the ass, balls, cock, with hands lips or otherwise is MO- diffinatley Mo. I would know. I am one- too.....
 
Geigh!! But at least you are safe knowing that your boyz are of normal size ;-)

Whiskey
 
if you got wood, ya you're gay:rainbow:
if he got wood and you noticed, ya you're gay :rainbow:
if you both got wood and he's your brother, ya might be a redneck :worried:
 
obiwan9962 said:
if you got wood, ya you're gay:rainbow:
if he got wood and you noticed, ya you're gay :rainbow:
if you both got wood and he's your brother, ya might be a redneck :worried:
ECXELLENT and funny! reps to u, dude! :rainbow:
 
u guys must get more below-the-belt action than i do.

i'm not as picky as ya'll are.....ANY thouch down there is welcome!
 
My doc was a woman and touched my balls, and I liked it. BUT, she was doing it for a reason, like testicular cancer inspection. Get over the fag thing and think about your health and well being. He/she has a job to do and that is a part of it, as much so as stickin that finger up your butt for your prostate or to take a sample.
 
slat1 said:
My Dr. touched my balls to see what size they are. They are normal. I could have told him that.

He may also have been looking for lumps and so on. I dont think it's gay, but then you need to look at the whole picture.

if he had Barbara Streisand pics and music playing or Pet Shop Boys and he also wanted to do a rectal exam with his penis then "maybe" he's gay!
 
BigRupe said:
... he also wanted to do a rectal exam with his penis then "maybe" he's gay!
oh oh, I think my electrician, plumber and yard man must be gay; that's what they wanted to do to my ass. LOL :rainbow:
 
SlimJim52 said:
He/she has a job to do and that is a part of it, as much so as stickin that finger up your butt for your prostate or to take a sample.

Of course it's just something that has to be done for health reasons, that's all, right?

Think of this though, when this doc was a student back in med school and the Professor says: "Okay, you guys have done well in your first year studies here. Now comes that time when you decide which type of doctor you want to be. At the back of the auditorium you'll find sign sheets for each medical discipline. Your choices are pediatrician, dermatologist, chiropractor, gynecologist, proctologist...

Don't you kind of wonder why anyone would choose to be a proctologist over the other choices?
 
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