Funny

[Arabian]

A man was walking on the beach one day and came across a Genie lamp.. He rubbed it and out pops a Genie and he granted him one wish.. The man thought for a moment and then pulled a map of the middleast out of his pocket and pointed to Jerusalem and said this area has been in conflict for centuries and I was wondering if you could stop all of the conflict.. the Genie replied, well even with all of my power , Im powerless in this area .. do you have another wish.. The man thought and replied well Ive been married for 25 years and my wife has never given me a blow job and I was wondering if you could change her mind.. and the Genie replied:::::::






Let me take a look at that map again

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[Arabian]

Only Puddle found this funny well F me running ..... this is hilarious .......lollololl

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

LMAO!!!!


a guy called the police saying my friend is dead my friend is dead what do i do?. The 911 operator said calm down calm down. now make sure he is dead. The kid said hold on. the they heard a loud gun shot.

the kid comes back on the line "ok now what"

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing you already told her twice.

 

[xrsist]

A man was walking on the beach one day and came across a Genie lamp.. He rubbed it and out pops a Genie and he granted him one wish.. The man thought for a moment and then pulled a map of the middleast out of his pocket and pointed to Jerusalem and said this area has been in conflict for centuries and I was wondering if you could stop all of the conflict.. the Genie replied, well even with all of my power , Im powerless in this area .. do you have another wish.. The man thought and replied well Ive been married for 25 years and my wife has never given me a blow job and I was wondering if you could change her mind.. and the Genie replied:::::::






Let me take a look at that map again

lol