Funny. The pizza part reminds me of a trick I played on my dad. He picked up the phone to order a pizza and he didn't know that I was on it. He dialed b4 he put his ear to the phone. I said, "Pizza Inn may I help you?" He gave me the order and I said, "Sir would you like me to take a shit on that for you?" I'll never forget his reaction. He was totally freakin' out. I laughed the entire night.