Funny I think

[feisty11975]

A musty old man walks into a bank and says to the
teller, "I want to open a damn checking account." The
astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it.
I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
foul language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There
is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my
damn money in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager,
"and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

 

[RADAR]

lol...that will do it

RADAR

 

[blut wump]

Kermit the Frog was seen entering a well-known bank. He marched past the tellers and directly to the bank president's office. There, he told the president’s secretary he would like to ask for a loan, and that his father had told him to go directly to the president. The secretary (named Patricia Whack) asked who his father was.

"My father is Mick Jagger, and he said to show this medallion to the president to prove that what I say is true."

Miss Whack took the medallion to the president, and within minutes, the president of the bank was welcoming Kermit to his office. The secretary asked the president how did he know that the frog was telling the truth, what did the medallion mean, and how did he expect to get a loan? The president told her, "With a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."

 

[blut wump]

A Spanish man goes to the United States, and while he is there, he decides that he needs some new socks. So he goes to a department store, finds a saleslady, and says to her, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor."

The American lady speaks no Spanish, but she figures he must want to buy something, so she shows him a tie. He tells her, "No, no quiero una corbata, quiero comprar unos calcetines."

All she understands is the "No," so she shows him a pair of pants. He responds, "No, no entiendes. Yo quiero calcetines."

Again all she understands is the "No," so, a little frustrated, she shows him a shirt. A little frustrated himself, he responds, "¡No, no, no, y no! Quiero calcetines...para mis pies."

Finally she shows him a pair of socks. Relieved and happy, he exclaims, "¡Eso sí que es!"

To which she responds, "Well, if you could spell it, why didn't you say so?!!"

 

[blut wump]

Two blondes walked into bank.

The manager turned to his secretary and said, "Call an ambulance, I was sure one of them would have noticed a building this size".

 

[H_T_]

your vage is musty.

 

[EnderJE]