Funny bumper stickers quotes...

[TerraNoble]

Do you know any?
I will start with this one:

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

 

[TerraNoble]

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Or
No Radio - Already Stolen.

 

[the People's Champ]

big belly crew(some guy at my work has this on his truck)

on sunday, I am going to church(yes, I have seen this actual sticker)

 

[aalox]

...spoofing the messages you see on the backs of 18-wheelers and taxis: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

"Beam me up, Scotty. There doesn't seem to be any intelligent life down here!"

"My kid beat up your honor student."

 

[Nathan]

"Go fuck yourself in the face and the bum cause we don't want no retards round these parts."

 

[starfish]

"My kid beat up your honor student"

 

[Testosterone boy]

My other ride is your sister.

BTW..this is true with me. I am doing all the attractive sistas of you guys. That would be 2.

 

[Newbie2building]

stop inbreeding--ban country music

 

[Newbie2building]

you keep a diary?



with bumper stickers quotes in it?


tee hee.

 

[TerraNoble]

On the other hand, you have different fingers...

 

[KnoXville]

A couple months ago during the warm wee months of summer, I happily opted to pick up my x-girlfriends suv from across town as it was a subway stop from where i was working, little did i know at the time, that on the back was a big pink bumper sticker proclaiming;

treat me like the princess that i am

So for the 20 minutes i was driving back all i got were strange looks and laughter from the adjacent traffic, aside from a clever couple of wiggers who decided to pull up in there ricemobile and dubiously ask 'so, how do you treat a princess?' - i decided to shoot them my angry perplexed look, and we parted ways.

From that day foreward i vowed to rid the world of these so called bumper stickers, but have failed to find the energy or time to really do so, as of yet. That people, is my story.

 

[TerraNoble]

Just rememeber if the world didnt suck,we'd all fall off...

 

[TerraNoble]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 

[TerraNoble]

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

 

[vinylgroover]

On a clapped out combi-van with flame paint job, chrome rims and curtains on the windows:

"Don't laugh mister, your daughter could be in the back!"

 

[BangedUp]

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

 

[TerraNoble]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

 

[Testosterone boy]

On a clapped out combi-van with flame paint job, chrome rims and curtains on the windows:

"Don't laugh mister, your daughter could be in the back!"

A combi-van with a flame paint job deserves laughter.

 

[TerraNoble]

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

 

[gettinlarger]

"Eat a gay fetus for Jesus."

 

[gettinlarger]

"I'd rather be driving a Ford GT"

This was on the back of Ford CEOs Ferrari. What an idiot.

 

[TerraNoble]

Another mind pearl;Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

shit happens though....