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Funniest thing you've seen

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I had a job interview today, but it was a distance away to where I live. Therefore, the company put me up in a hotel close to the assessment centre. There, I met other candidates. Got talking to this guy and found we had a lot in common. He said to pop by my room later on at 8ish. So, Iam pretty much doing nothing till 8. When time comes, go to his floor, near his room, and the door is closed but not locked. I can hear sounds, which seem to increase in intensity.

I decided to open the door, 9/10 times i would have knocked. Anyway, i open the door, and guess what?

The guy, named mickey, is bonking one of the cleaners, and they both notice me come in. Anyway, Mickey whispers something to her, and then she says, well hurry up and get your kit off if you want to join in.

For a minute or two, i stood frozen on the spot, thinking it was a joke. Next minute, she's giving me a blowey. ;)

This was the most hilarious experience ever.

What was yours?
 
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here's where this story went wrong...
"i had a job interview TODAY"
this guy posted it at 6:36 pm, making it 11:36pm in england where he sounds like he's from.
so he met the other candidate (practically a stranger) at 8pm his time, does the deed with him and the cleaning lady, and then makes it back home (that long distance) in time to post this story?
no.
 
stilleto said:
here's where this story went wrong...
"i had a job interview TODAY"
this guy posted it at 6:36 pm, making it 11:36pm in england where he sounds like he's from.
so he met the other candidate (practically a stranger) at 8pm his time, does the deed with him and the cleaning lady, and then makes it back home (that long distance) in time to post this story?
no.
sounds legit to me
 
also.... do any of you know of ANY hotel where you can close the door but not lock it?

not even in the crappiest hotels is it like that, but since this was a corporate hotel....

no.
this story has more holes in it than courtney love.
 
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