funniest shit i have ever seen

[duritz]

i'm out at a club on wednesday and my friend says, "i think that fat chick up there is a dude" he points the person out and i get a good look... the guy was like 300 lbs with a horrible wig and a face like a pizza. he looked like he was a mechanic during the day. we were all cracking up...

that was funny, but this was even better... my other friend is like, "OMG dude you can see his package" ya look down and the guys got a 6 inch chubby sticking straight out of his skirt. i am like rolling on the floor. what gets in these peoples heads to go out in public and get off by people looking at them???

i have it narrowed down to either poyeboy or gmanlax

 

[casavant]

You're gonna get cracked on for specifying the length of the dude's chubby.


That is definitely some funny shit though.

 

[Bullit]

guess you had to be there.

 

[Burning_Inside]

hey duritz , you ever go to the mall and see that one older guy with the grey mullet and beard walking around with the bluejeans who has that sticker on his back that says "pull my bra strap"?

yes, he does wear a bra also.

 

[Lumberg]

hey duritz , you ever go to the mall and see that one older guy with the grey mullet and beard walking around with the bluejeans who has that sticker on his back that says "pull my bra strap"?

yes, I do wear a bra also.

I figured that was you.

 

[anabolicmd]

i'm out at a club on wednesday and my friend says, "i think that fat chick up there is a dude" he points the person out and i get a good look... the guy was like 300 lbs with a horrible wig and a face like a pizza. he looked like he was a mechanic during the day. we were all cracking up...

that was funny, but this was even better... my other friend is like, "OMG dude you can see his package" ya look down and the guys got a 6 inch chubby sticking straight out of his skirt.

Did you hit it?

 

[PoyeBoy]

I missed you mcuho brolski, welcome back, we are all blessed by your presence

 

[duritz]

hey duritz , you ever go to the mall and see that one older guy with the grey mullet and beard walking around with the bluejeans who has that sticker on his back that says "pull my bra strap"?

yes, he does wear a bra also.

yeah i remember that guy from like 10 yrs ago when you and i used to frequent the arcade... some people are just sick mofos ya know?

 

[crmdogg]

that is just freakin gross