fun with vegetarians

[poultrygeist]

Okay so I don't give a shit what people want to eat. their business, same for me. So I'm taking a lunchtime walk yesterday and there is this group not really protesting but asking people about thier diets. This guy who looks like he has not shaved in a month with beads and sandals asks me as I walk by if I know the benefits of vegetarian diet. I say what benefits and keep walking. the guy spouts off about how meat is dead and how me and the rest of the country are killing ourselves and all the animals. I bust off a protein fart and keep walking.

the more I think about it, the more I decide to that they have got to see the other side of the coin on this one. So I walk right over to the deli and order some sushi salmon. It was pieces of salmon put on top of a ball of rice so I peel off the salmon pieces and take them with me. I go past the vegetarians and stop and watch them for awhile. So I sat down on a bench right across from them and ate the salmon fillets just watching them. One of them was a pretty girl, a little to skinny, but still kind of pretty started saying somethign about me being an ass, so I chewed on a good piece, got up walked over to the pamphlets looked right at her and said your next. I didn't expect her face to be quite so shocked. I couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing. I just walked away.

 

[Scarlett33]

I went to a concert recently and the PETA people were outside where all the people going in could see. They were driving this big truck around that had movie screens on the sides and were showing a film called "Meet your meat". It showed cows being slaughtered... Every one was laughing and making jokes like "Beat your meat? wtf..." I don't think they converted anyone. They just pissed people off.

 

[gettinlarger]

God I hate people like that. Believe what you want to believe, but don't interrupt people's lives trying to convert or whatever. That just pisses everyone off even more.

 

[poultrygeist]

what kills me is when they start saying how mean it is to eat animals. they say shit about how were all just animals and we should not go around eating them. I wont guess what would happen if I took my lunch time walk in the lions jungle without a gun. some big cat would get his protein for the day. besides cows and chickens dont do much to make the world a better place other than being tasty.

 

[RickCorso2]

i dont think its wrong to eat meat...our bodies are designed to consume it....

but i think its wrong to harvest animals for food and mass slaughter them

 

[FitFossil]

A funny bumper sticker I've seen:

I LOVE ANIMALS...
they're DELICIOUS

 

[Zebo]

Hippies tend to piss me off......


PETA

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

Is it ethical for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?

hmm? hmm?

 

[Zebo]

What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A non-dairy creamer.