I also like to go to restaurants and pretned i have Torrets Syndrome! you can say whatever you want to whoever you want, however loud you want and get away with it.... Cops are especially fun to fuck with...,
I think some sick fuck like me made that syndrome up so they could go out and fuck with people.... You have to flail a little an blink... very deliberatley to sell it though..
I have nearly pissed my pants on several occasions, watching horrified people as I scream obscenities and random words at 80 decibles in crowded restaurants..