fugg I ate my mouse.

[Cal_21]

 

[WhistleBritches]

cookis and milk>?

 

[Cal_21]

You know the fastest way to my heart apparently.

 

[WhistleBritches]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

You know the fastest way to my heart apparently.

lol reminds me of what an ex once told me. We were in the kitchen of her parents house (10+ years ago), she turns me and says, "you know what my mother said the quickest way to a mans heart is?". I asked what. She says, "STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST!!!!" while holding up a kitchen knife. Now I'm all for women having a sense of humor, but you girls need to know where to draw the line.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol reminds me of what an ex once told me. We were in the kitchen of her parents house (10+ years ago), she turns me and says, "you know what my mother said the quickest way to a mans heart is?". I asked what. She says, "STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST!!!!" while holding up a kitchen knife. Now I'm all for women having a sense of humor, but you girls need to know where to draw the line.

if she did that id grab the knife, stab it into the wall, pull my dick out, and ask her if she knows the fastest way to her ovaries

 

[javaguru]

lol reminds me of what an ex once told me. We were in the kitchen of her parents house (10+ years ago), she turns me and says, "you know what my mother said the quickest way to a mans heart is?". I asked what. She says, "STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST!!!!" while holding up a kitchen knife. Now I'm all for women having a sense of humor, but you girls need to know where to draw the line.

I would have LOL's and said,"Try it bitch, you'll be the one in the morgue." I'm funny like that....

 

[Sub-Zero]

I would have LOL's and said,"Try it bitch, you'll be the one in the morgue." I'm funny like that....

lol the funnest thing to do actually is to have a dead serious face, look them in the eyes and not laugh...

it makes them feel like shit and they say something to the effect of "jeez get a sense of humor"

then say "girls arnt funny" still with a stoic face.

they love that shit, i get laid all the time

 

[Cal_21]

I like violent women

 

[javaguru]

I like violent women

It doesn't work in the long term...

 

[Cal_21]

It doesn't work in the long term...

I'm not particularly a fan of long term. That's what history books are for.

 

[javaguru]

I'm not particularly a fan of long term. That's what history books are for.

Wiminz are the most fun in the first couple months while they're on their best behavior. After that, might as well be married....

 

[Cal_21]

Wiminz are the most fun in the first couple months while they're on their best behavior. After that, might as well be married....

Just saw stars

 

[javaguru]

Just saw stars

Years of experience bro...