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Mad Jasper

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Kicked my door in last night while I was out of town. Fucked laundry room walls up. Took about 2k with of electronics which isn't shit compared to what the little pussies could have gotten. They must ran in and grabbed the easily visible stuff and ran out before the alarm company could get the cops out. Now my 13 year old daughter is having anxiety issues like hell. Pisses me the fuck off. I wish I could go roid rage all over them.

Fuck.
 
Mad Jasper said:
Kicked my door in last night while I was out of town. Fucked laundry room walls up. Took about 2k with of electronics which isn't shit compared to what the little pussies could have gotten. They must ran in and grabbed the easily visible stuff and ran out before the alarm company could get the cops out. Now my 13 year old daughter is having anxiety issues like hell. Pisses me the fuck off. I wish I could go roid rage all over them.

Fuck.
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Cool fucking story


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puddlemonkey said:
sure it was teenagers? sounds more like the standard twenty-something liberal.
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From the size of the footprints on my door and the haphazard way they went through the house, pretty sure. They left the most valuable stuff. And they signed in on the xBox the next day. Standard twenty-something liberals in training.
 
My ex-wife and 13 year old daughter came by to feed my cats and discovered the break-in. After I packed up my shit and started the 3 hour drive home. At the time I had no idea how extensive the burglary was and didn't know if my stash may be exposed to the investigator. I called my ex told her where my stuff was and to pack it up and out it in her car. She had already called the police so as she was about to head out with it thy arrived. She hid my stuff on the table under a jacket. WTF!? They never saw it. When I got home and checked things out, my Clomid was sitting on the table in open view next to my jacket. The cops either missed it or didn't know what what it was. Glad that didn't find the test tho.
 
I hate this new guy already.

He sounds like a fag. And by fag, I don't mean a trendy, well-dressed, above-average income earner. I mean a fag like Java is a fag.
 
This is starting to sound like an epidemic, do we think the same group of teenagers that broke into Jasper's house may have egged Woots car and be terrorizing billfreds neighborhood, or could teenagers across the world be uprising and acting out?

This could turn into some World War Z type shit...
 
Captain FT said:
This is starting to sound like an epidemic, do we think the same group of teenagers that broke into Jasper's house may have egged Woots car and be terrorizing billfreds neighborhood, or could teenagers across the world be uprising and acting out?

This could turn into some World War Z type shit...
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Well that escalated quickly.
 
There was a series of break-ins happening around my neighborhood too, several months back. I haven't heard anything about break-ins recently though. They were happening during the daytime too.

Bad thing is, around here nobody would think twice about 3-4 mexicans pulling up in a truck as long as there was a lawn mower, weed whacker and a leaf blower in the back. They could go into the back yard, break in while running their blower/mower/whacker, toss a bunch of stuff into a canvas bag and leave within 10-15 minutes, go 1 or 2 blocks down and do it again, all day long.

I think I just came up with a business idea. brb, going to Home Depot...
 
I had someone break into my house while i was home i took my baseball bat to on of kids and he fell to the ground the others bolted and i called the cops as i watched the kid spaz in pain....


Then i woke up and went to lift

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broscience said:
I had someone break into my house while i was home i took my baseball bat to on of kids and he fell to the ground the others bolted and i called the cops as i watched the kid spaz in pain....


Then i woke up and went to lift

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you woke up and did dick
 
You guys should move to canada. I just Came back from a trip over thanksgiving and i found my door unlocked with a note stuck to it that said "watered your plants, fed the cats and restocked the fridge, you're welcome fellow Canadian" with a little smiley face at the bottom
 
Bigpapazand said:
You guys should move to canada. I just Came back from a trip over thanksgiving and i found my door unlocked with a note stuck to it that said "watered your plants, fed the cats and restocked the fridge, you're welcome fellow Canadian" with a little smiley face at the bottom
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What part of Canada are you in? Not sure that would happen where I am.
 
Bigpapazand said:
You guys should move to canada. I just Came back from a trip over thanksgiving and i found my door unlocked with a note stuck to it that said "watered your plants, fed the cats and restocked the fridge, you're welcome fellow Canadian" with a little smiley face at the bottom
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Liar
 
Bigpapazand said:
You guys should move to canada. I just Came back from a trip over thanksgiving and i found my door unlocked with a note stuck to it that said "watered your plants, fed the cats and restocked the fridge, you're welcome fellow Canadian" with a little smiley face at the bottom
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Fuck off jerk
 
Bigpapazand said:
You guys should move to canada. I just Came back from a trip over thanksgiving and i found my door unlocked with a note stuck to it that said "watered your plants, fed the cats and restocked the fridge, you're welcome fellow Canadian" with a little smiley face at the bottom
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That's fucking bullshit btw...Canada's a joke and let all the fucking immigrants in..my house has been broken in like 3 times


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wootoom said:
That's fucking bullshit btw...Canada's a joke and let all the fucking immigrants in..my house has been broken in like 3 times


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Yes it's obviously a joke.. That wouldn't happen anywhere in the world no matter where you live. I thought it was pretty obvious
 
I need to go look up gullible in the dictionary
 
wootoom said:
Not in Russia...I live in Siberia...that shit doesn't happen out here


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nothing happens in Siberia, except training to punch at 2150psi.
 
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