Fucking Skinny Goodlife trainers

[theoak01]

this skinny little punk felt the need to try and talk to me about getting personal training session in the middle of running intervals.

super fricken annoying, I should have known the douche machine that is goodlife would bother me, but damn these bitches have done nothing but hound me since I signed up, about their assesments and pt sessions etc etc.

I told this guy that once his is plus 200lbs and sub 20%bf come talk to me. pricks

wish I had other gym options

 

[EarthRider]

yeah a lot of gyms hte trainers are forced to give out free sessions once a month. so they gotta go tlak to anyone they can about training. trust me, if they didn't have to do that, they probably wouldn't. but they should also realize they should hit up the soccer mom who wants to lose weight

 

[CoBra666]

challenge him to a duel

 

[WoodyO]

should have farted on him

 

[theoak01]

challenge him to a duel

he was a ginger,they have no soul,I dont mess with that

 

[binö]

try to sell them watered down jooses then bodyslam them when they say no thanks

 

[CoBra666]

offer him some of what carrot-top is taking

 

[EnderJE]

I get those guys all the time at the gym. Usually, they ask me if I want a free session right when I'm doing something (ie running, pull ups, etc). I don't mind. People have to earn their money. I realize that they might not be big, but size isn't always a good indication of a great trainer.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I always tell them once they look as good as me, they can come and try to sell me...that's seems to drive them off.

 

[mrplunkey]

Politely tell them that you aren't looking for a trainer right now, but you are looking for a personal masseuse.

Then let them know you do expect a full release at the end of every session and ask them if they are interested in the job.

 

[canadianhitman]

Look him right in the eyes and tell him that if you were built like him, you'd probably kill yourself. He'll never bother you again.

 

[theoak01]

I wouldnt have given a shit normally,if it was between sets of whatever,but not while Im running six miles an hour at a 12%incline, dude totally threw me off.

ah well he is a young bro prob trying to get stripper money

 

[EarthRider]

Politely tell them that you aren't looking for a trainer right now, but you are looking for a personal masseuse.

Then let them know you do expect a full release at the end of every session and ask them if they are interested in the job.

um, but what if he is up for that

 

[EnderJE]

um, but what if he is up for that

Then Oak finally gets some action and the trainer gets some money?

Win / win?

 

[theoak01]

Im not that fuckin hard up, I wont go geigh, I could score some ass if I put effort into it im sure

 

[CoBra666]

Im not that fuckin hard up, I wont go geigh, I could score some ass if I put effort into it im sure

i agree, its the effort part that throws me off. the woman should have to put effort into getting us. messed up crazy ass world

 

[EnderJE]

Im not that fuckin hard up, I wont go geigh, I could score some ass if I put effort into it im sure

I dunno. Have you seen you?

 

[theoak01]

I dunno. Have you seen you?

im a sexi bish