Fucking disappointed this morning

[AAP]

I bought a box of Cracker Jacks.

man they fucked up a classic. this shit ain't what it used to be. hell I remember back when they gave away REAL toys and surprises in the boxes. Now it is all stickers.

Cracker Jack, I shit on you.

 

[Raina]

I got a temporary tattoo last time. I was NOT impressed.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I didn't even know they still made CJ.
Interesting.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Can you sticky your own thread?

 

[AAP]

I didn't even finish it.

And the tattoo? P L E A S E ! A kindergardener on crack could have drawn a more pleasant design.

 

[saint808]

I remember getting shitty temp tatoos as a kid a lot. They stop putting in the plastic toys though? What about cereal companies?

 

[SlimJim52]

Hell, where did you find it in a BOX? Last I looked they were in foil bags like potatoe chips. And yes, remember the little pin ball games and such. Just junk now, but still love the carmel pop corn and peanuts.

Dam, brings back many memories. Grandfather would always bring a box of CrackerJack up from NY for all the kids.

 

[ShawnJohn]

Cereal box prizes are even cheaper. Its a damn shame

 

[Mavafanculo]

the jingle said "candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize". so if you're gonna sue, legally it comes dpwn to whether a shitty tatto is a "prize". you'll probably never get a lawyer to take it on contingency.

I'd say just forget it and move on.
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[Longhorn85]

I bought some for my kids at a Nationals game last summer. They had miniature baseball cards of old time players. The kids weren't too excited, but I liked them.

Nothing like the old prizes though.