FUCKING CRICKET in my HOUSE!!!

[Zerxes]

And I cant find the little fucker!! He is up above in the ceiling tile or something, and the bastard won't stop cheep-cheep-cheeping!!! Driving me nuts, and I am ready to burn down the house because I cant find the little fucker to RAID his ass!! Any suggestions besides killing myself?

 

[BodhiDharma]

..reminds me of a fresh prince of bel-air episode.

 

[gettinlarger]

i had one the other night. couldnt find it. then the cat goes in and gets it in like 8 seconds ...

 

[Zerxes]

lol. I have a Cat who is an awesome hunter, but this little bastage is up above the ceiling tile I think. Im thinking about going to buy a "bug-bomb" tomorrow, and setting that badboy off up there. Either that or burn the place to the ground. I feel like Im in a bad Bugs Bunny episode or something here.

 

[Pamela]

I've caught 2 before in my house..

But in the ceiling!!

Good Luck...

 

[Uh Oh]

I remember I had a class last fall that had a cricket in the room for 2 or 3 weeks. It drove us all nuts. The prof would be teaching, and that's all we would hear. lol. Good luck hunting it.

 

[Zerxes]

I wonder how long until they die? I mean, do they live long??? It doesnt have any food up there or anything. Where the hell is Jeff Corwin when you need him????? Fuck that, I need the Crocodile Hunter for this little shitstain!

 

[Uh Oh]

 

[fogg88]

Get a little gecko from the pet-store and let it loose in the house. Seriously. It'll make a mad dash for cover, and then you'll only see it periodically, peeking out from under the fridge or somewhere. But...those little guys eat bugs like nobody's business. Only bad part is when the food supply runs out, you usually wind up finding a dried-up dead gecko somewhere, but at least you're bug-free.

(Don't know how well that would work with your cat though.)

 

[creep]

Get a little gecko from the pet-store and let it loose in the house. Seriously. It'll make a mad dash for cover, and then you'll only see it periodically, peeking out from under the fridge or somewhere. But...those little guys eat bugs like nobody's business. Only bad part is when the food supply runs out, you usually wind up finding a dried-up dead gecko somewhere, but at least you're bug-free.

(Don't know how well that would work with your cat though.)

Thats a great idea.. You could market that shit to people who have a bunch of roaches.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

lol. I have a Cat who is an awesome hunter, but this little bastage is up above the ceiling tile I think. Im thinking about going to buy a "bug-bomb" tomorrow, and setting that badboy off up there. Either that or burn the place to the ground. I feel like Im in a bad Bugs Bunny episode or something here.

isnt that whath they make sledge hammers for?

 

[drrman]

bro, where im from a random cricket in your living quarters is considered good luck, so just let it die naturally!

 

[gymrat]

he'll die sooner than later.