Fucked up story

[Gambino]

So, out of the blue my girl dumps my ass last night. One week we were in love, she leaves for a week, comes back and dumps me square on my ass. Told me she didn't love me anymore, and hasn't for a while. Still had feelings for her ex-douchbag. So I did like any proud man, I went out a got drunk. Drunk as a mutha. Some little cutie was all on my dick, rubbing my shit, gave me a hell of a wood. Chic was dry humping me, kissing me, telling me naughty little secrets about her shaved pussy, making me feel a hell of a lot better. Who happens to walk in but my ex. See's me rubbing on this hottie, gets her panties all in a bunch. All the sudden she starts caring about me, claiming I fucked it up. Telling me I'm the asshole, I'm the the one who wrecked this thing of ours. "How could you do this to me after we have been broken up for one day?" Easy baby, I'm no pussy. Fucking women, only care about you when they see you with some one else. What was I supposed to do? Sit home and cry?

 

[Paulos]

So, out of the blue my girl dumps my ass last night. One week we were in love, she leaves for a week, comes back and dumps me square on my ass. Told me she didn't love me anymore, and hasn't for a while. Still had feelings for her ex-douchbag. So I did like any proud man, I went out a got drunk. Drunk as a mutha. Some little cutie was all on my dick, rubbing my shit, gave me a hell of a wood. Chic was dry humping me, kissing me, telling me naughty little secrets about her shaved pussy, making me feel a hell of a lot better. Who happens to walk in but my ex. See's me rubbing on this hottie, gets her panties all in a bunch. All the sudden she starts caring about me, claiming I fucked it up. Telling me I'm the asshole, I'm the the one who wrecked this thing of ours. "How could you do this to me after we have been broken up for one day?" Easy baby, I'm no pussy. Fucking women, only care about you when they see you with some one else. What was I supposed to do? Sit home and cry?

Word, you should have banged the girl.

 

[ZKaudio]

its very simple to understand

girls are incapable of self criticism.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

You don't need that headache. Just ignore that bitch.

Actually now I feel bad that I said that, 'cause who knows what issues that girl has and dumping her like that might make things worse.

On the other hand, she kinda asked for it.

BTW how the hell do you get a chick to start rubbing all over you like that? What the hell do you have to do?

 

[canadianhitman]

The moment someone breaks up with you, your obligations to them end in any way, shape, or form.

 

[Gymgurl]

We are all just fucked up....sorry guys

 

[2Thick]

So, out of the blue my girl dumps my ass last night. One week we were in love, she leaves for a week, comes back and dumps me square on my ass. Told me she didn't love me anymore, and hasn't for a while. Still had feelings for her ex-douchbag. So I did like any proud man, I went out a got drunk. Drunk as a mutha. Some little cutie was all on my dick, rubbing my shit, gave me a hell of a wood. Chic was dry humping me, kissing me, telling me naughty little secrets about her shaved pussy, making me feel a hell of a lot better. Who happens to walk in but my ex. See's me rubbing on this hottie, gets her panties all in a bunch. All the sudden she starts caring about me, claiming I fucked it up. Telling me I'm the asshole, I'm the the one who wrecked this thing of ours. "How could you do this to me after we have been broken up for one day?" Easy baby, I'm no pussy. Fucking women, only care about you when they see you with some one else. What was I supposed to do? Sit home and cry?

I will give you an 'A" for creativity.

 

[slobberknocker]

LMAO

Why are you so fucked up Gymgurl? What the dilly?

 

[Gymgurl]

I ment just girls in general.......so much drama

 

[[email protected]]

Tell your ex to drink Drano and die.

I don’t love you. Still have feeling for her ex?

Sounds like she thought her and her ex were going to hit it off and then she realized he was only in it to get free sex when she laid the cards on the table right after she dumped you.

My suggestion, take her for a drive, bang her, then dump her out of the car. She can reflect on the evening while walking home.

 

[gonelifting]

You did the right thing. She said it was over, You moved on.

 

[Imnotdutch]

I guess it would be a bit of a kick in the teeth if you dropped a bloke just to find that he gets another woman within a week. Kinda shows that you meant nothing or at best, little, to him.

Even so, you did the right thing and moved on.

 

[Gambino]

"BTW how the hell do you get a chick to start rubbing all over you like that? What the hell do you have to do?"

No dude, don't get it twisted. I'm no mack or playa, I just was in the right place at the right time. Didn't bang this chic, though I could have, still have some issues with the ex. It is nice to know the opportunity is out there...

 

[WarriorPL]

You did the right thing bro. She said it was over... simple.

 

[Heahy Minister]

Damn bro is this the chick you were talking about having a long-distance relationship with in the 'between the sheets' forum??? lmao

If it is how fuckin fast they do change eh? lol

 

[Gambino]

Yeah Mister, same one. Funny how shit changes like that, eh? Originally she was coming with me, said she didn't want to, said too big of a step too soon, so I posted the question in the "between the sheets" regarding long term relationships. Now it turns out she didn't wanna move with me 'cause of mixed feelings, uncertainity, etc. Though I'd like to be hardcore and just fuck a new chic and move on, I'm glad I didn't last night. Still have feelings for my old gal, and their is some lingering hope that she is still interested in me. Seeing me a with a new chic might have convinced her not to leave so soon. I think it made her realize she had some feelings for me. I say this cause I have already talked to her today, we are meeting up to talk some shit. So, whoever you are slutty hot girl with the shaved muff and huge tits, thanks a lot. Morale of the story? Girl dumps you, find something else quick and let your ex see you with her. Harsh game we play, eh?

 

[canadianhitman]

Sounds good...but...if I were you, I wouldn't lose slutty big titted girl's number just yet. Your old gal may just be playing a game, still straddling the fence. Keep your options open, and don't promise her too much commitment. Perhaps a taste of her own medicine is in order for the first while. Proceed with caution...and a healthy dose of skepticism.

 

[psychedout]

We are all just fucked up....sorry guys

Finally! They admit it!!

JK. Girls are just different, thats all.

 

[Gymgurl]

Shhhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone

 

[Heahy Minister]

Hey Gambino proceed with caution! This chick obviously doesn't know what she wants and how she is feeling. She let go of you so hastly, then came running back even quicker. Irrational immature games going on there. Personally I'd lose a lot of respect for a girl that did that. When you care for someone so deeply you don't just let them go so abruptly. Moreover, when you don't care for someone you don't come running back so quick. Makes me wonder.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

We are all just fucked up....sorry guys

It's ok, I forgive you. You can't help your nature. Once in a while a girl pops up that can bend her nature to the benefit of both her and whoever her significant other may be, but you don't see that too often anymore...

 

[Gambino]

This situation of mine is getting more fucked up by the hour. So I go to visit my ex today, she tells me how upset she was by seeing me rebound so quick. I wasn't supposed to see her today, but she said she was glad I came over to explain myself. Well, I explained myself as best I could, and before long I was hitting that shit. Mind you, I wouldn't have even seen her if it wasn't for my late night affair, but apparently it worked in my favor. Fucked right up, girls are. A good end to a good relationship...

 

[Generic MALE]

Most excellent. I wish I was you at that moment just for a second...I would have laughed right in her face, not said a word and just kept kissing the ho.

I was lucky enough to have something like that happne once in college. I was with this girl at her sisters wedding reception party. We got in some fight and she told me to take a hike and so I did, walked right out. Happened to run into this girl that I knew in High school - who I had been hot for but who had never given me the time of day - we were talking in the hallway of this hotel for a minute. Just then the girl I ditched, or who told me to take a hike, or whatever, comes out of the reception room just as this other girl says "Here is my number, give me a call". It was great. The look on the face of the girl who told me to take a hike was great. She was probably either coming out to tell me "and one more thing" before I was completely gone, or else realized she did not want everyone to see she was alone now and she heard this other girl (who was quite hot) telling me to call her. All of a sudden the girl telling me to take a hike was sorry and wanted me to come back. Funny how that works. I guess for girls the hottest guys are those that other girls want....

 

[magman1]

woulda been ur best chance to get em both in the sack!

 

[*MissFit*]

So how did this end anywayz?

 

[dugie65]

gambino, no matter how much you think it will work...

if she wasnt willing to work things out in the first place, get out of there.

The moving on quickly after she said it was over was exactly what you should have done. Props to you.

 

[EnderJE]

So how did this end anywayz?

Ah Christ, now you are doing it.

 

[awittyusername]

Thank God! I thought everyone just cried, sat home, and posted on a steroid site about their girl dumping them. He did what ever man should do. Go out, get drunk, and get some strange.

Props to you Gambino

 

[onebigab]

So, out of the blue my girl dumps my ass last night.

She is probably still interested in ex or may have found someone new.

[/Quote] Who happens to walk in but my ex. [/Quote]

What was she doing that she all of a sudden just walks into where your hanging out? Where was she coming from?

[/Quote]Telling me I'm the asshole, I'm the the one who wrecked this thing of ours.[/Quote]

What did you do for her to say "you fucked up?" I call bullshit on this one for you.


[/QUOTE] "How could you do this to me after we have been broken up for one day?" [/QUOTE]

Not a ? but she broke it off with you. What the fuck are you supposed to do?

[/QUOTE]Easy baby, I'm no pussy. Fucking women, only care about you when they see you with some one else. What was I supposed to do? Sit home and cry?[/QUOTE]

Well you should of embarrassed her ass into having a threesome makeup sex fest

 

[Gambino]

i ended up fucking this broad repeatedly, it was fun