Fucked UP Night!!

[Star]

I honestly had some middle age moron pull a knife on me in the middle of a very classy bar. Worst of all he thought this was some suave way to pick me up. Murderer in the making there. He had the knife at my sternum, if one person had bumped me I would of been history..........what and you want me to take you home now? Please tell me what runs through some of you guys heads?

Needless to say the police kicked him out but they wanted me to make a report so they could take him to jail. I just didn't see the point in all that especially since the cop said he would of gotten 5 yrs guaranteed. Damn! I do have to say the fucker definately gave me the impression he will get all out mental in the future and hurt some girl.

Lesson to be learned gentleman>>>>>>>>>Next time you try to pick up on some hotty by pulling a knife on her atleast be polite enough to introduce yourself first. Geezzzz no manners!

 

[mylife]

he must have been confused when you said you wanted a bloody mary.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Did he do it in a threatening manner or just to show you a knife or what.

 

[SAGAT]

well a knife at her sternum seems pretty hostile to me.

 

[gymrat]

what was his lilne?

"hey baby I'm a butcher.."

 

[Puddles]

Sick fuck! What'd he think, you'd wanna deep throat the knife or something? You shoulda grabbed him by the balls and twisted them a few times, maybe make a nice bow outta them. Asshole.

 

[aurelius]

I honestly had some middle age moron pull a knife on me in the middle of a very classy bar. Worst of all he thought this was some suave way to pick me up. Murderer in the making there. He had the knife at my sternum, if one person had bumped me I would of been history..........what and you want me to take you home now? Please tell me what runs through some of you guys heads?

Needless to say the police kicked him out but they wanted me to make a report so they could take him to jail. I just didn't see the point in all that especially since the cop said he would of gotten 5 yrs guaranteed. Damn! I do have to say the fucker definately gave me the impression he will get all out mental in the future and hurt some girl.

Lesson to be learned gentleman>>>>>>>>>Next time you try to pick up on some hotty by pulling a knife on her atleast be polite enough to introduce yourself first. Geezzzz no manners!

This definitely an accurate representation of the male population at large and should be lesson upon which both you and women in general can reflect upon and deepen their understanding of not only men, but the human condition.

 

[casavant]

Star, that's a weird story. Can you elaborate a bit? What did he say when he pulled it?

 

[Greek Freak]

yea, that story doesnt make sense..what the hell was he doing? He just walked up to you and pulled out his knife and tried to pick you up like that.

 

[TxArmyGuy]

what bar was that???I'll make sure to avoid it when I head back to TX

 

[Longhorn85]

I honestly had some middle age moron pull a knife on me in the middle of a very classy bar

I have no idea where this happened but this is not the Austin I know and love. Sounds like things are getting bad there. Check the voice mail on your cell.

 

[paradox]

yea, that story doesn't make sense...

Attention starved females have a tendency to make up stories once in a while.

 

[Citruscide]

I've seen this before... it's called Di-LexTyeNomia -- it is a condition where you think a knife is a rose... so actually, he was being very romantic...

C

 

[kronk]

what was his lilne?

"hey baby I'm a butcher.."

 

[Star]

This morning I will have to say that ya'll have definitely got me grinning. There's some funny writing going on right here. Comps to ya all.

Now for the 411.........When I wrote that last night it was verrryyyyy late, been partying a bit so I really didn't get into details.

Prologue: Middle age man (55+) obvious BB is talking to the singer of the band playing that evening about how he thinks he may need anger management classes because he has noticed ever since his power lifting days that he has been a bit aggressive.......

Fast Foward: Star is leaving the bathroom and as she walks by this middle age man that needs anger management He flips open a knife places it at my sternum where my blouse connects and says "Here let me help you get that off". Star giggles (cause she ain't stupid, the fucker has a knife at her gut) smiles and walks away.

I proceded to let the officer on duty know they had an escapee from the wacky ward (most likely paradox's room mate) and they gave me my options of either having him removed or arrested. They wanted him arrested. But like the mentally impaired (see paradox as example) so often do He actually thought this was a clever way to pick up women.

Makes ya think doesn't it?

Ps. This actually in no way should reflect on the club it was actually a upscale place and this was the first time they had something of this nature occur........and since it was so fargin weird I bet it will be a long time before it happens again. The club was Cool River.

TTlpkg: I got your message baby. Ya didn't leave your # so I couldn't call ya back. But know I sincerely appreciated the ringy dingy checking on my welfare.

 

[HappyScrappy]

there was a guy on this board that got onto Big Brother.
he was only on there a little bit before he took a knife from the kitchen and held it to the throat of a girl on the show.
he too thought he was being smooth and she would want him.
he got kicked off the show.

maybe it is the dbol.

 

[Star]

Like I said the old dude was a BB, pretty massive especially for his age. From his behaviour I am thinking that perhaps he visits this site and downloaded Satanic Goatslayers guide on how to pick up women. These guys need to realize that it takes a super smooth operator like SG to pull these things off. Really not to be attempted by mere mortals without their tool belts.

 

[Austin316]

ummm yea

just glad your ok, jeez leweez

 

[Star]

Hey this guy was only the beginning.......next I got a real charmer that used this as an opening line..."I just have to tell you, You have really great boobs!". Hell, after that I was sooo excited I could hardly contain myself, I almost did him right then and there!


For all you lonely fellas I suggest writing this stuff down. It is fail safe!

 

[Puc]

okay... so from what i am gathering here... my copious attemts to pick you up in which i was referring to your titties, tatas, boobies, and gazoongas have been a waste. also, the love poems speaking of my "weapon" and fixation with bondage probably were not a good idea either.

there went 2 months of my life.

 

[Star]

okay... so from what i am gathering here... my copious attemts to pick you up in which i was referring to your titties, tatas, boobies, and gazoongas have been a waste. also, the love poems speaking of my "weapon" and fixation with bondage probably were not a good idea either.

there went 2 months of my life.

bahahahahaha!!!

I do have to tell you that 9 times out of 10 when a man mentions having a large and powerful weapon he wins a girls heart.

 

[Baxter]

Hey I know that place! Cool River Cafe down in the Warehouse District? Not a bad place. What a weird thing to happen to you. Carry some mace or something. That guy should've been sent to jail.

 

[Puc]

props for NOT sending him to jail.

a doofus does NOT deserve 5 years for being socially inept.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Jeez... maybe I am just wierd... but I always turn into an absolute love toy when a girl pulls a knife on me.

 

[Lao Tzu]

props for NOT sending him to jail.

a doofus does NOT deserve 5 years for being socially inept.

graci

 

[Puc]

nordstrom is a jazz fan

 

[Star]

This was the cool river on North side. As far as sending him to jail I will have to say this........."Although I do see him causing some harm in some form or fashion to some unsuspecting female in the future I did not find his attack on me to be rooted in anger but rather in stupidity. We have enough dumbasses clogging the system now. I like to think of this guys aggresiveness as being in the pupa stage and still harmless. There will be a bit more development before he becomes the full blown murderous lunatic that will emerge from that caccoon in the future. Hopefully he will attend the anger managment classes that he thinks he needs before hand and his forth coming psycho persona will then be thwarted.

 

[casavant]

there was a guy on this board that got onto Big Brother.
he was only on there a little bit before he took a knife from the kitchen and held it to the throat of a girl on the show.
he too thought he was being smooth and she would want him.
he got kicked off the show.

maybe it is the dbol.

I remember that dumb shit from the show. I didn't know he was ever on this board though. What was his username?

 

[Star]

Yeah I remember it too..........

 

[Bullit]

there was a guy on this board that got onto Big Brother.
he was only on there a little bit before he took a knife from the kitchen and held it to the throat of a girl on the show.
he too thought he was being smooth and she would want him.
he got kicked off the show.
maybe it is the dbol.

Holy Christ... you serious, or kiddin? His name was Jason, I love the BigBro show. That dude was a fuckin idiot.