fucked up dreams

[sereneman]

To all you guys and some girls. Have you ever had a dream that you were about to have sex with a beautiful chick and all of the sudden that beautiful chick metamorphasized into somebody else, like an old lady or your sister.

 

[creep]

Yeah, I fucked her anyway.

 

[sereneman]

Yeah, I fucked her anyway.

Funny as shit. If it's my sister, I think i do to and wonder what the fuck i'm doing. If it's the old lady, I freak out.

 

[Kalashnikov]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

 

[sereneman]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

That's the hardest I've laughed in quite some time. My eyes are still watering and my sides hurt.

 

[sereneman]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

For you late night owls, I just wanted to share this with you. It's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.

 

[KAYNE]

I HAVE SOME FUCKED UP DREAMS BUT THEY ARE MORE LIKE SOMEONE KILLING ME OR SOME BAD SHIT HAPPENING TO ME. NOT OF SHIT LIKE I'M FUCKING MY SISTER.


KAYNE

 

[biteme]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

Here it is. The post that made me laugh the hardest. I couldn't read it the first several times without falling on the floor from laughing so hard.

 

[tiger88]

yea bro i am about hit that pussy and all of this sudden she leaves or the damn phone rings and i cant remmeber where i was at or get back to where i was.

 

[biteme]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

Here it is again. This is the one post that made me laugh the hardest. I laughed for seeral days after reading this. I would laugh out loud thinking about it, and people around me thought I was flipping out.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

yea bro i am about hit that pussy and all of this sudden she leaves or the damn phone rings and i cant remmeber where i was at or get back to where i was.

ya been there, except it was real life and i was amazingly drunk

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yeah, I fucked her anyway.

same, sometimes its my mom!!!

but at the same time its not my mom, its hard to explain...like you know around your mom you know its your mom etc, and you have a bond with her...well its like a lady im about to fuck, bu tthen all of a sudden i feel that mom connection (without it being my real mom)...

hard to explain, but all th emore fucked up..


my latest dream i can remember is i went to have sex with someone in a van, an di had the feeling of love in my dream, like i really LOVED THIS PERSON, and i was about to fuck em but had to go to my bathroom in my dream, so we pull into this place with a public bathroom, and i go in there and i try and go pee, in the public bathroom, but all these homeless zombie lookign dudes start trying to come get me-


i gota go, ill finish this up in a bit

 

[big_bad_buff]

as of late, same here, I have some crazy morbid dreams

I HAVE SOME FUCKED UP DREAMS BUT THEY ARE MORE LIKE SOMEONE KILLING ME OR SOME BAD SHIT HAPPENING TO ME. NOT OF SHIT LIKE I'M FUCKING MY SISTER.


KAYNE

 

[onebigab]

I had a dream where I was riding on a golf cart and wearing a silk robe. I was naked underneath the robe and when I moved it aside to reveal my crotch, my penis and pubic hair were gone.
It was like I had tucked my penis and balls back towards my ass. I looked like a ken doll. This was one of my worst and most vivid dreams.

You really are fucked up man.

 

[Sub-Zero]

same, sometimes its my mom!!!

but at the same time its not my mom, its hard to explain...like you know around your mom you know its your mom etc, and you have a bond with her...well its like a lady im about to fuck, bu tthen all of a sudden i feel that mom connection (without it being my real mom)...

hard to explain, but all th emore fucked up..


my latest dream i can remember is i went to have sex with someone in a van, an di had the feeling of love in my dream, like i really LOVED THIS PERSON, and i was about to fuck em but had to go to my bathroom in my dream, so we pull into this place with a public bathroom, and i go in there and i try and go pee, in the public bathroom, but all these homeless zombie lookign dudes start trying to come get me-


i gota go, ill finish this up in a bit

then i go back in the van and its my friend driving and i cant find the girl i love anywhere, so we go to a party, and i start looking for her there, and i go look in each room is a new weird setting, with a naked hot girl waving me to come in and fuck them on the bed, bu ti am looking for the girl i love, not paying attention to them and i go up this ladder up to the top and theres alot of people, and i cant find her and i go down to fuck the other girls and when i start looking in the rooms they are all ugly all of a sudden and dismembered and shit...


the a couple days ago i cant remember myf ull dream, bu ti was cooking something and a chicken was on one side, and my dog was on the other, and we were cooking them, and i felt kind of guilty for some reason but me and my mom found it perfectly natural to be doing this, but the chicken is cooking and my dog is too, and she starts to get burned adn is just sitting and smiling at us like it wasnt us doing it, and she wasnt complaining or anything...eventually i started crying and let her out but she collapsed on the floor and her legs were burned together