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revexrevex
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You won't be saying all of that when someone is pinned by a car and you need to get them out
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Big Jroy
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Best thread EVER!
pitbullstl
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Deadlifts and squats are the foundation on which the body is built......the stronger those lifts the stronger all of your lifts will be.........although the excessive deadlift posting is getting out of hand........
every other gay fucking thread on this fucking board is about some stupid fucking gay ass fucking deadlift bullshit..
FUCK DEADLIFTS YOU FUCKING QUEERS..
how many times do you really utilize that lifting motion in real life?
how many time do women come up to you on the beach and tell you "nice erectors"?
how many times when you're standing next to your friend on the beach that's built better than you yet does no deadlifts do girls come up and say "we'll sleep with the guy that can deadlift the most"???????
deadlifts are gay and so are you and that is all i gotta say about that..
FUCK DEADLIFTS YOU FUCKING QUEERS..
how many times do you really utilize that lifting motion in real life?
how many time do women come up to you on the beach and tell you "nice erectors"?
how many times when you're standing next to your friend on the beach that's built better than you yet does no deadlifts do girls come up and say "we'll sleep with the guy that can deadlift the most"???????
deadlifts are gay and so are you and that is all i gotta say about that..
TheProject
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If I didn't know better, I'd say you were livid about this.
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revexrevex
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pitbullstl said:Deadlifts and squats are the foundation on which the body is built......the stronger those lifts the stronger all of your lifts will be.........although the excessive deadlift posting is getting out of hand........
fuck that.. sorry.. (no disrespect to you pitbull.. i'm just venting.. so don't take it personal just cuz i quoted you)..
i haven't done squats or deadlifts for like 3 years and i guarantee you that girls would deem me as having a better body than at least 80% of those people on the board that do deadlifts and squats.. on top of that.. i can guarantee you that i can outperform in an all around performance and endurance (i.e. working on the farm all day) than 80% of the aforementioned.. there is more to a body than strength.. there is symmetry and endurance and performance and beauty and etc etc...
what's the words i'm looking for to address seanholmz?.. oh yeah.. fuck off dillweed.. that should do it..
project.. actually i'm livid about the mother fucking mutt at the god damn fucking piece of shit fucking hillbilly's house that won't stop fucking barking b/c they got the poor bastard tied up to a fucking chain on the tree and all the little annoying fuck does is bark all fucking night fucking long fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..
but.. i am a little annoyed.. as pitbull mentioned.. the frequency of fucking deadlifting fucking threads showing up on the fucking CHAT FUCKING BOARD.. CHAT.. after all there IS a fucking TRAINING BOARD.. as well as oh.. say.. the POWERLIFTING BOARD..
fuckin fuckers..
The_Eviscerator
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decem said:
I take it you don't deadlift.... judging from your picture in your avatar.... j/k
revexrevex said:
by what n**ga?? <timeout> - can i please have the permission to say "nigga" on here? please? this is crap. it's hard to make a point and try to sound ghetto when i have to put fucking asterisks in the fucking work "nigga." i mean come on - <time in> i guarantee you and i go to the beach and not one girl will give a second look to your "massive erectors" yet nearly everyone of them will be doin double takes to look at my symmetrical, lean, beautiful, david-like body..
where's TPC at when i need him? if anyone ever talks to him.. do me a favor and tell him that i still hate him.. thx
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DBCooper
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Deadlifts are for men not underwear models.
casavant said:
well why the hell else would anyone want to bend over, ass all up in the air, just pull some load of weights off the ground and drop it back down.. half of them farting while they do it.. and about 1% actually shitting themselves when they go heavy.. just to say they lifted 500.. 600.. 700? just to get this supposed rush of testosterone and help "build the rest of their bodies through this one lift and blah blah blah" even though there are plenty more people that don't do deadlifts and have arms that are just as big.. bodies that are just as symmetrical.. and etc etc.... so why? cuz like they rush they get when they increase their risk of hernias??
louden_swain
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I question whether or not the person who posted this even trains.
Deadlifts are essential for maximal development.
Deadlifts are essential for maximal development.
The_Eviscerator
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DBCooper said:
LMAO!!! SO true!
TheProject
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decem said:
Dude, I can't keep a dog in my yard. One ran off, and got hit, got another, he ran off, got him back, and he ran off again.
I know, has nothing to do with your post, but just felt like saying it.
TheProject said:
get an electric fence if you don't want to put up a physical one.. they're awesome and really not cruel at all to the animal.. i mean.. i'd rather be shocked in the neck a few times than hit and killed by a car.. wouldn't you? and they're cheap.. go to lowe's or home depot..
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DBCooper
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I agree with louden_swain, and I 'pull' ass as well as bite-slap-and anything else I can think of that is physically capable of getting her off.
The_Eviscerator
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AAP said:
Do you Bent over row and shrug? If you do these, you don't need to deadlift all the time.
TheProject
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decem said:
Well, y'know, I had a dog for 14 years...didn't get out once. The fence is chain link, 4' high, I figured hey, it'll work.
So much for that little plan.
look into it for your next dog project.. plus that way you can get rid of that ugly ass link fence..
jackangel... sometimes i like you.. sometimes i don't.. i do right though..
how many women do you see that go ga-ga over "freaks," which in reality probably .5% of you really are.. the others are just fat slobs that wanna do deadlifts and get strong so they can have a reason to be fat because they're lazy, and then how many do you see go ga-ga over underwear models? how many "freaks" do you see that are healthier or in OVERALL better condition than underwear models? who's got a better chance at winning a triathlon, an underwear model or a "freak?"
alright fags.. i'm up out this bitch..
but one last time..
STOP FUCKING ABOUT FUCKING DEADLIFTS.. THEY'RE FUCKING GAY AND DON'T DO FUCKING SHIT AND AIN'T WORTH A SHIT.. AND ON TOP OF ALL THIS.. THIS IS A FUCKING CHAT BOARD FOR FUCK'S SAKE..
man.. you guy's swear too much.. i better never let my daughter read this shit..
jackangel... sometimes i like you.. sometimes i don't.. i do right though..
how many women do you see that go ga-ga over "freaks," which in reality probably .5% of you really are.. the others are just fat slobs that wanna do deadlifts and get strong so they can have a reason to be fat because they're lazy, and then how many do you see go ga-ga over underwear models? how many "freaks" do you see that are healthier or in OVERALL better condition than underwear models? who's got a better chance at winning a triathlon, an underwear model or a "freak?"
alright fags.. i'm up out this bitch..
but one last time..
STOP FUCKING ABOUT FUCKING DEADLIFTS.. THEY'RE FUCKING GAY AND DON'T DO FUCKING SHIT AND AIN'T WORTH A SHIT.. AND ON TOP OF ALL THIS.. THIS IS A FUCKING CHAT BOARD FOR FUCK'S SAKE..
man.. you guy's swear too much.. i better never let my daughter read this shit..
louden_swain
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revexrevex
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1. This is a FITNESS chat board
2. I don't work out for the girls
3. You calling all deadlifters fat? What kind of logic is that?
4. You talk about this more than anyone, even me.
2. I don't work out for the girls
3. You calling all deadlifters fat? What kind of logic is that?
4. You talk about this more than anyone, even me.
pitbullstl
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AAP said:
yeah but you're gay....
...anywho.....here's my theory on deadlifts, and other compound movements.....there are those that can....and there are those that can't.....the ones that can, take quite a bit of pride in what they move......me personally, I come from a powerlifting backround......didn't take to bodybuilding, until about three years ago......will I ever stop deadlifting......maybe when I'm in my late 50's or 60's...until then I will keep pressing on.....when people talk about the amount of weight the pull , or squat....it's no different than some beach muscle dork....saying he can do the 150's on incline db.. or do concentraion curls with the 70's ...it's all shit talking anyway....so IMO...it belongs on the chat board....besides....after 770 someodd posts I run out of shit to talk about........BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.....DEADLIFTS AND SQUATS ARE THE FOUNDATION ON WHICH A STRONG BODY IS BUILT........there are no pro bodybuilders posting on this thread....but out of the handful I have had the pleasure of training with, each and every one deads, and squats (except close to a show).......potato....potauto.....were all here for basically the same reason........and one final thought.....I don't work out to get women to notice me.....although it's nice when they do....but when on the beach...I am pretty sure all attention is on me.....but maybe that's because chicks can't see anyone standing behind me........
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t3c
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decem, fuck you
your posts suck
i would love to embed a crowbar into your fucking skull
i'll admit your physique is better than mine...but compared to 95% of the members here you look like a skinny girl in that advatar pic
that is all
your posts suck
i would love to embed a crowbar into your fucking skull
i'll admit your physique is better than mine...but compared to 95% of the members here you look like a skinny girl in that advatar pic
that is all
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louden_swain
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pitbullstl said:
yeah but you're gay....
I love this post!! This deserves some green!!
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louden_swain
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decem said:
As that all you can come up with pussy boy?
pitbullstl
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revexrevex said:
thanks rev.....gotta go finish my ice cream with my daughter now......Edy's Blue Ribbon Chocolate Cake........
PoyeBoy
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This is sooo the best post ever,
I used to deadlift, but then realized they really dont do a whole lot unless you want to be a power lifter, and id rather have a v shape than a round shape
in no way am I dissin people for doin them though, if thats yer thing than do it, its just not for me
I used to deadlift, but then realized they really dont do a whole lot unless you want to be a power lifter, and id rather have a v shape than a round shape
in no way am I dissin people for doin them though, if thats yer thing than do it, its just not for me
Thanks decem, I will stop doing them now.
SOME PEOPLE ON HERE ARENT WORRIED ABOUT THE WAY THEY LOOK....THEY JUST WANT TO GET STRONGER....IF YOU DISLIKE THE DEADLIFT THREADS, DONT READ THEM! SIMPLE AS THAT. BUT IN THE MEAN TIME COULD YOU PLEASE TONE DOWN THE LANGUAGE A LITTLE, SOME PEOPLE TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT, WOMEN MAINLY.
This thread is such a fucking joke. There is NOT ONE exercise that I love more than deadlifting. Why do I love it? Cause of the rush I get!
Pretty much every single musclegroup is involved in deadlifting!!! Ever since I started doing it my bench actually started going up after being stuck for a while, and not to mention a 100lbs PR on my squat!
I pity you decem. Don't you supposedly have a wife? If I remember correctly you got married. Well then, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER GIRLS???
I like to get bigger, stronger, and leaner but I don't do any of it for girls. I already got a girl.
If you don't wanna deadlift than don't, noone is forcing you, but don't criticize people that do.
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Pretty much every single musclegroup is involved in deadlifting!!! Ever since I started doing it my bench actually started going up after being stuck for a while, and not to mention a 100lbs PR on my squat!
I pity you decem. Don't you supposedly have a wife? If I remember correctly you got married. Well then, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER GIRLS???
I like to get bigger, stronger, and leaner but I don't do any of it for girls. I already got a girl.
If you don't wanna deadlift than don't, noone is forcing you, but don't criticize people that do.
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Stangfriik
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gonelifting said:
Yea you should stop doing them and start on the concentration curls b/c you have no fucking bicep. You people keep doing your deadlifts. When your waist is as wide as your lats, you'll figure out why some people don't do them. For people that do care about symmetry, they know that deads do nothing but widen your lower back muscles and obliques. Granted some may have the genetics to do deads and still have a thin waist, most dont. Why do you think most of the pro BB's look like shit? B/c they try to incorporate this shit powerlifting routine. You people go ahead and lift fucking cars and stones but I guarantee you, you won't be getting much ass except for those manchicks who have bigger muscles than most men on this earth or bitches who are with you only b/c of the way you look rather than the person that you are. But hey, may be that's for you. I'm not one to judge what a man likes.
louden_swain
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Stangfriik said:
You just made yourself sound like a complete idiot. . sorry bro.
strangebrew
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wow, you sir are a moron. I hope I'm able to give ya some red for that
Stangfriik
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louden_swain said:
Yea, you're right big man. I'd rather have a body where it looks like my head has been shrunk and a complete reject rather than being engaged to a hawaiian tropic model and travel all over my state hanging out with hawaiian tropic models. But you go ahead and eat 5,000 calories ans say that you're doing it for you. When you're alone at 30, you'll understand why.
Stangfriik
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strangebrew said:
Yea man give me all you got. You think I give a fuck about my handle. I have already been restricted from my original handle I had for over 2 years b/c that bitch makes you pay for it. Like I really give a flying fuck.
louden_swain
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Stangfriik said:
Again, this is pointless information. . this has nothing to do with deadlifts.
And one other thing. . .I am not alone so I don't know what the hell you are thinking.
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revexrevex
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What a loser!
pitbullstl
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Stangfriik said:
Pro bodybuilders look like shit.....I suppose you look better???? Let me guess you have one of those faggy abercrombie swimmer builds that 16 year old girls love so much.... Let's see some pics big boy.....I'm sure all of us shitty bodied guys have nothing on you.....genetically I have a 32-33" waist.....even when carrying 4% bodyfat...looks ok with a 55" chest....I am willing to bet you have never nor will ever see 4% bodyfat.....I am also willing to bet your arms are under 16".........deadlifts did not widen my waist...at all......and I have been doing them for about 15 years.......incidentally "the chick I got" (my wife) is 5'7" and about 119 lbs.....nothing manly about her.......people like you spend all day wishing you could have the dedication to lift big, lift hard, but you don't, so what do you do......you hate.........no love for hater....not here or anywhere else.......
Stangfriik said:
You hurt my feelings Stanfriik, and My arms are 16.5 inches COLD at 6ft 3. Who else on EF can say that?
and another thing, was`nt "flying fuck" disproven in another thread?
bignate73
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i cant believe the misinformation perpetuated. widens your waist? get "round" from deadlifts? i would love to hear from someone who was an accomplished deadlifter who gave it up...because they enjoyed the pec deck and concentration curls better. i piss on concentration curls, piss on flies, and all other foo foo exercises.
im definitely not asymmetrical, have plenty of endurance (ask my gf) and personally LOVE SEEING MORE DEADLIFTING THREADS ON THE CHAT BOARD.
because....i think people on a fitness chat board should at least work out!
theres my rant.
remember this is Elite Fitness, not AVERAGE gym member fitness.
im definitely not asymmetrical, have plenty of endurance (ask my gf) and personally LOVE SEEING MORE DEADLIFTING THREADS ON THE CHAT BOARD.
because....i think people on a fitness chat board should at least work out!
theres my rant.
remember this is Elite Fitness, not AVERAGE gym member fitness.
c3bodybuilding
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Decem, after looking at that girly man body you call a physique in your avatar, it looks like you need to stop running with pink ankle weights, and start hitting the deadlifts.
As for Stang, please. Bs walks, and jpegs talk. Post pics of your incredible build, and beautiful girl. I bet you have 12inch pipes for arms, no back, bird chest, and tooth picks for legs. I know you think that Hawaiian Tropic poster you bought in Walmart was real, but it's just a poster, and she's not your girl.
As for Stang, please. Bs walks, and jpegs talk. Post pics of your incredible build, and beautiful girl. I bet you have 12inch pipes for arms, no back, bird chest, and tooth picks for legs. I know you think that Hawaiian Tropic poster you bought in Walmart was real, but it's just a poster, and she's not your girl.
louden_swain
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dy5 said:
he had pics posted earlier. . .but changed after he started posting on this thread.
pitbullstl
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dy5 said:
he had a pic of him standing next to a tractor....which I am not dogging him out for that....for that he gets mad props.....BECAUSE TRACTORS ARE COOL........and so is deadlifting............
bignate73
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waitaminute!
Tractors deadlift! well kinda.
and cranes do. (not the bird)
dump trucks dump...so i guess that wouldnt work, though they are still cool. cause they are all yellow, and metal....and have big tires.
people flip tires too...but that makes their waist and ass wide. then again, not exercising makes people's asses wide too.
whats the secret???????
Tractors deadlift! well kinda.
and cranes do. (not the bird)
dump trucks dump...so i guess that wouldnt work, though they are still cool. cause they are all yellow, and metal....and have big tires.
people flip tires too...but that makes their waist and ass wide. then again, not exercising makes people's asses wide too.
whats the secret???????
gonelifting said:
hey.. let's stick the topic here bud..
is queena_82 KAYNE reborn as woman or what?
caesar7.. perhaps if you had any intellect or maybe if you attended some higher form of education (though i'm doubting you'll get past vocational school).. you won't have to MANUAL FUCKING LABOR anymore.. me? i pay people to lift shit for me..
well not really but it would be cool if i could say that.. but i DO work a white collar job so my point still stands.. sorta..
louden you two-ton, too-tall sumbitch.. i didn't change it b/c of this thread.. i changed it b/c the browns finally did something right by picking kelly holcomb as starting qb and the browns are gonna be the shit this year..
sk*.. i'm divorced dipwad.. doesn't matter anyway.. that isn't my main point though i did write about it alot..
pitbull.. are you gonna decrease your weights over time as you deadlift your way to 60? notice also you only said 60 (i think you only said 60.. i can't find your fucking post now).. anyway.. i'll be running til i'm 85.. so there..
Imnotdutch
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The things that came out of this thread:
1) Everybody now thinks that Decem is a tool.
2) Everybody now knows that Decem is a bikini boy rather than a real lifter.
3) Everybody now thinks that Decem is ashamed of his body because he took his avatar down real quick when it was mentioned.
4) I had a good laugh!!
5) Judging by the responses.........most of the bigger guys deadlift.
1) Everybody now thinks that Decem is a tool.
2) Everybody now knows that Decem is a bikini boy rather than a real lifter.
3) Everybody now thinks that Decem is ashamed of his body because he took his avatar down real quick when it was mentioned.
4) I had a good laugh!!
5) Judging by the responses.........most of the bigger guys deadlift.
Imnotdutch said:
1. i've always been a tool.. everyone already knew that knucklenuts
2. yes.. i am good looking and have an more attractive body than you and that will outperform you in almost every sport/event/activity.. if that means that i'm "not a real lifter".. then so be it..
3. i put my av back up so you don't think that i'm "ashamed of" my body.. cuz i bet it's better than yours (if it's not.. then.. well.. that sucks)..
4. glad to hear
5. most the fatter guys probably do deadlift..
Imnotdutch
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I like the way that you automatically assume that you are in better shape than everybody else.........what makes you think that you can outperform me in everything? Let alone outperform everybody else on this site?
Ah the avatar comes back huh........sorry to break it to you but you dont look like you train even.
Ah the avatar comes back huh........sorry to break it to you but you dont look like you train even.
decem said:
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
I think this line from your profile might explain it........
"lost somewhere in my own little contorted and distorted reality".
"lost somewhere in my own little contorted and distorted reality".
the nature boy
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you are all feeding into decems attention whore syndrome.
Imnotdutch
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decem said:
Well you look like a little kid too so that kinda fits
the nature boy
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decem said:
don't worry. you'll be fine.
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t3c
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decem how long have you been lifting for? if you are not ashamed of your physique you wouldn't mind posting a larger version would you?
Lord_Suston
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decem said:
I deadlift, can you outperform me in a boxing match? Can you outperform me in baseball? Can you outwrestle me? I doubt it.
Now you making a point you don't like deadlifting threads is fine but you posting they are gay is rediculous. You are so fucking skinny And pathetic I couldn't even tell the difference between you and an anorexic girl. Go to the gym and lift some real weight. Post a video on how much you lift on the squat or bench and I will outperfomr you easily. So just shut the f*ck up
notoriousQQ
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LOL
strangebrew
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t3c has posted tons of videos/pics on the training board.
Lord_Suston said:
do you think roy jones jr. deadlifts?
what about barry bonds?
i'll bet $100 that neither of these two include deadlifts in their workout regimen..
wrestling.. i don't know shit about b/c i think it's pretty gay that two guys dress up in super tight outfits with super short shorts and hug each other for 10 minutes at a time.. and then there's that "starting position" or whatever the fuck it is where the one dude has to get down on all fours to start the match.. just what the fuck is up with that gay ass shit??
i don't really give a fuck about how much i can lift.. i bet that women would consider me sexier than they consider you though.. i also bet that am healthier than you..
again i say..
DEADLIFTS ARE GAY
strangebrew
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I am also lazy, so no
louden_swain
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decem said:
Please don't say anything. . .you know absolutely nothing about sports or competition.
You have made yourself out to be one of the biggest pussies on elite!!
Throwfarther25
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You said you would out perform anyone on this board and a member brings you a challenge and you start naming professional players..... something wrong there just man up, go meet the guy to box, videotape and put it up and we can all see the outcome.
IhateOsama
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Throwfarther25 said:
actually dippity doo.. i never said i'd outlift a n*gga.. i qualified the activities in which i would outperform them.. and my naming professional athletes was a logical argument against his response..
and fuck no i ain't tryin' to box that fool.. i can't punch my way out of a wet paper bag.. boxing/fighting = not my strong point..
there's more to basketball than dunking sk*
louden.. you really are just a big, overgrown tard of a man aren't you.. i'm sorry
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