Fuck! What Can I Do???

[CYBERNIGG]

The wife is at work, my hand hurts, the dog still good to go but I'm out of peanut-butter! wtf is a guy to do? Somebody fuck'n help me!!

 

[MFMan]

Ask Wodin to come over.

 

[WODIN]

Got a watermelon or cantelop laying around? Fruit is your friend.

 

[beastboy]

You need a pocket pussy!

 

[Roadblock]

You need a..

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