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fuck life

Don't feel like listening to your angst bor. Have my own
 
i'll take yours and shove it up your ass with my foot. i don't need anyone else's bullshit, i've got more than enough of my fucking own to deal with.

fuck life.
 
Well then as quick as you can, find the nearest bridge, tie a 1977 GE Microwave to your neck and bunji off.
 
Cry me a river bitch. No one cares about your problems. Just shoot yourself
 
Keep in mind this bor is all of 5'6 Can your tiny legs even reach as high as my ass?
 
Crak,

If you are serious about this, I apologize. I thought you were kidding. You start these threads all the time with similar responses. What is your trouble Bor.
 
tuc biscuit said:
count your blessing crak.........you could have a face like jerseyarts


Even though you tried to hide it with the camera flash, I can still make out the mishhapen pile of shit you call your head in that pic.

I know you are only cruel out of jealousy
 
JerseyArt said:
Crak,

If you are serious about this, I apologize. I thought you were kidding. You start these threads all the time with similar responses. What is your trouble Bor.


:) good bor you are...
 
Talk bro....talk

Let`s here it. Maybe we can help. or Just give it time, these things tend to go away on their own.
 
Lock yourself in a room and don't come out until you figure shit out. Talking to a discussion board will not help in the long run (looking outside yourself). That being said, your EF brolies and broliettes are still here to listen to your shit, but you are the one that ultimately has to handle business. And I know you will, REM guitarist.
 
PHATchik said:
Wow, see what happens when you don't get to talk to me regularly? :(
I can see that.

That's why I've not never gotten addicted to the variety of female crack known as Phatchick.

There's just no good way to work crack into a compliment.
 
I feel your pain.
My dad went to the hospital this morning and the doctors are putting him on life support. I'm off to the hospital. What a way to start my day.
Hang in there!
 
i woke up this morning rolling over onto my glasses, that for some reason i had moved from the window sill where i normally place them. they snapped in two like a twig. now i'm wearing my spare pair that i've had for 5 1/2 years. they're completely scratched to shit. it's like looking at the world through a fucking haze. glad i didn't toss them, as i'd be royally fucked right now without them. i'm still extremely pissed off about it, however.


there's a lot more i could type, but i won't because i just don't fucking care anymore.
 
crak600 said:
i woke up this morning rolling over onto my glasses, that for some reason i had moved from the window sill where i normally place them. they snapped in two like a twig. now i'm wearing my spare pair that i've had for 5 1/2 years. they're completely scratched to shit. it's like looking at the world through a fucking haze. glad i didn't toss them, as i'd be royally fucked right now without them. i'm still extremely pissed off about it, however.


there's a lot more i could type, but i won't because i just don't fucking care anymore.


do you still look like the guitarist from REM with the new specs?
 
I had 3.5 hours of sleep last night SPLIT in TWO sessions! lol Life does suck sometimes.
 
quit being a pussy, suck it up bro.
 
crak600 said:
been there, done that. i've got kids too. thankfully they sleep through the night.


Cry on my shoulder you big lug. Don`t be afraid, I`m gentle.
 
crak600 said:
i woke up this morning rolling over onto my glasses, that for some reason i had moved from the window sill where i normally place them. glad i didn't toss them, as i'd be royally fucked right now without them.


2 things, okay, 3 things, okay I have 4 things!:
  • Note to self when fighting crak, take his glasses & commence to kicking his blind ass.
  • This post of yours reminds me of that Phil Collins song "Dont care Anymowow"
  • Hang in there, never give up, dont ever give up.
  • Go post your pick to win the World Series, and you could win $50 (see my sig)
 
Sh4dowF4lcon said:
2 things, okay, 3 things, okay I have 4 things!:
  • Note to self when fighting crak, take his glasses & commence to kicking his blind ass.


  • yes, please take the glasses and place them somewhere safe.

    oh, i only need them to see distances. for close hand to hand combat, they are unnecessary. you have been forewarned.

    Sh4dowF4lcon said:
    [*]This post of yours reminds me of that Phil Collins song "Dont care Anymowow"

    thanks for making my thread gay.

    Sh4dowF4lcon said:
    [*]Hang in there, never give up, dont ever give up.

    i was so pissed off today that instead of 5lbs, i threw an additional 10lbs on the bar for my 5x5 squats. not only did i hit every rep/set, but i pounded out an additional 3 reps on the final set.

    Sh4dowF4lcon said:
    [*]Go post your pick to win the World Series, and you could win $50 (see my sig)

i don't watch baseball, so i'd probably pick a team that doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell.
 
He broke his glasses. This was the huge fucking dilemna.

The bitch needs to be smacked
 
havoc said:
Well then as quick as you can, find the nearest bridge, tie a 1977 GE Microwave to your neck and bunji off.

i have one of these microwaves in my apartment that i've been living in for 8 years. it's black, has a windup timer thingy and goes DING when it's done
 
crak600 said:
i've had enough.
I know that feeling -
Blow it off, Mangy...
Couple days from now, you'll be playing with your kids, loving up
with cutiepie, being like "damn, I wanted to check out a couple days ago".
Life ain't easy, the deal with your grandma's house doesn't fucking help any,
but that's comming to an end. It'll pass. Be cool!
 
Hang in there bro. My life has been worse than yours and right now I'm cruising and things are looking great. You have done a lot of good things that you didn't have to do. Just hang in there and it will all come back to you. Biteme
 
Crak,

Since your gonna off yourself anyway, can I get Cutie's number. So that I can console her aftrewards
 
JerseyArt said:
Crak,

Since your gonna off yourself anyway, can I get Cutie's number. So that I can console her aftrewards

never had the intent of offing myself. ever since my mother moved out when i was 14, all desires to take my own life suddenly went away. go figure.
 
JerseyArt said:
Crak,

Since your gonna off yourself anyway, can I get Cutie's number. So that I can console her aftrewards


Aw, you are sweet. Wanting to console a poor girl in the event that the love of her life decides to off himself. :qt:
 
cutiepie04 said:
Aw, you are sweet. Wanting to console a poor girl in the event that the love of her life decides to off himself. :qt:


Hon, you can do so much better than crak. He's short and emotionally unstable. He also abuses small animals and picks his nose in public.

Your still young. You have no idea whether or not someone is the love of your life. Even if you do meet him, he definitely won't be Crak. That I'm sure of:) :verygood:
 
HS Lifter said:
Get a new bike orb.

Maybe a 2004 R1 would do the trick?

my bike isn't even on the road currently. need about $1500 for new bodywork, battery, and should throw new tires on it as well.

and i could use a new truck before i could use a bike. my piece of shit blazer is being held together by dirt and paint. there's a reason i put the words Rust Bucket across the front of the hood. even my son knows the name of daddy's car, and he says it proudly. he even asked me today if daddy's truck was sick, to which i told him yes, it is, it is very sick and i don't know if it's going to last much longer. he said daddy needs to buy a new truck. daddy says he needs $23K to get himself a new toyota tacoma. unfortunately that's not going to happen any time soon.

oh yeah, need to buy new glasses as well. there goes the savings bonds i just got from the safe deposit box that i didn't know i had.
 
crak600 said:
i've had enough.

dont let the little things in life bother you junior. life is a great thing to experience. give pappy nubly a call and i'll make it all better for you :heart:
 
crak600 are you a kid? how old are you? no FLAME INTENDED making people here worry for nothing is pretty stupid. people on elite are pretty cool about shit and will hear you out.

THESE suspense threads are getting old

again no flame broly
 
WODIN said:
I can see that.

That's why I've not never gotten addicted to the variety of female crack known as Phatchick.

There's just no good way to work crack into a compliment.
Yep, strangely enough, that's not the best compliment I've ever gotten. However, since it comes from you WODIN, I'll take what I can get. :)
 
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