Fuck flying!!!

[PICK3]

NASA Survey shows twice as many reports of bird strikes, near mid-air collisions than officially reported

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21420050/

If God wanted me to fly he would have covered me in feathers and jammed a Pratt & Whitney jet engine up my ass

 

[samoth]

I know birds are a huge problem at airports and what have you. Sucking a bird into a jet engine is surprisingly bad. (I figured a bird would just get incinerated or something, but rather the engines tend to explode.)