LOL@ Mail order bride.
One of the funniest stories I have is when I was @ Logan Airport. I had my carry on and was rooting thru it. The guy next to me asked if I had any gum. So, being the nice person I am, I dove into my carry on loking for some gum. He must have seen that I had my undies in the bag(fear of lost luggage on this end) so he says to me: "I like pretty panties". I got up and told him to go find his own damn gum.
People are funny and VERY strange sometimes!