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Fridays official BITCH thread...

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ette is pissed cuz her friend thinks she loves her.

...HS is pissed cuz the midget troupe has left town

..who else??
 
i am pissed that the jesus thread got locked...

i refuse to believe that a deity can create this
entire huge universe and neglect to make himself
a sense of humor...:mad:
 
I'm pissed because women are for the most part worthless... and I'm not gay, so I can't like guys... hmm...

No job, that helps matters out too... and I"m sitting here on EF all day... BRILLIANT!

C
 
lol

didn't see it...but I like the response


I'm tired...on a diet....fat burners are killing me and I am not sleeping at night....
 
I forgot......no job either......lol

C - let's go rob an old person on their way to the bus that packs them in Vegas
 
well cute legs, you know me. im just a fun person and i am normally nice to everyone, this just struck me worng and i lost it, i get real sensitive about that issue, but i also understand why you might scratch your head once and a while. it never stopped you from looking at my boobs did it..hehehe

ive been bad
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:lmao:

I was strictly referring to why it is/how it is that women make their decisions about things in their life....ie:


WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!!








hehehehe
 
1.) I'm pissed because GS thinks doing a few papers based on anectdotal data (which is skewed to imcrease sales of his [former] company's sales)is worthy of Research Director title. :)


2.) I'm pissed because most of the world is retarded and I hate having to deal with people socially who wouldn't know a hypotenuse from a hymen.

3.)I'm pissed because the people who care are the least listened to and fall well short of the majority.

4.) I'm pissed because no one appreciates a wise-ass in the office.

5.) I'm pissed because I still don't know what NAMBLA means.
 
Well, I have a job and have spent the last two weeks mashing up the same wad of clay and staring at the same blank sheet of paper...I'm fixing to panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Temple01 said:
Well, I have a job and have spent the last two weeks mashing up the same wad of clay and staring at the same blank sheet of paper...I'm fixing to panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just need the right inspiration



















;)
 
Code, I appreciate a wise ass. ;)

I'm pissed because people do'nt know how to enter cd-keys into the best game of the year...

I would also like to steal old lady's money on their way to Vegas... oh yeah.

C
 
I have to go to work, got fucked out of my pay AGAIN and am a bit nervous about making my bills.

I am horny as shit and I have ZERO chance of getting any till MAYBE Christmas.

.....that's about it.
 
Citruscide said:
I would also like to steal old lady's money on their way to Vegas... oh yeah.

C

since a lot of us are going to vegas, why dont we steal some old lady cash when we are there?
 
I'm pissed cause of the Jesus thread too. I say if Jesus Christ wants to make an ass of himself everyone should just let him and ignore him if it bothers you. Am I right or am I right? i mean, Christ, whatever happened to freedom of speech? It's not like the poor bastard was assaulting anyone verbally or anything. On a side note, i tried to get the handle God but someone took it and I'm pissed about that too.
 
Nathan said:
I'm pissed cause of the Jesus thread too. I say if Jesus Christ wants to make an ass of himself everyone should just let him and ignore him if it bothers you. Am I right or am I right? i mean, Christ, whatever happened to freedom of speech? It's not like the poor bastard was assaulting anyone verbally or anything. On a side note, i tried to get the handle God but someone took it and I'm pissed about that too.

Yeah, it had merit. Wasn't demeaning to Christians.
Just wasn't executed very well, too many typos and not enough biblical knowledge to give it levity.
 
Here is my bitch for the Week...

My job sucks, And I don't have enough cash to even get Certified under ACE at the moment to move on to another job.

I found out my Gear is coming 3 weeks late so I cannot start my cycle yet, which I have been looking foward to for about 5 weeks now.

I am currently sharing a car with my mom. No one will fiance me for jack shit because I have no credit history.

I have no girlfriend, I masturbate at least twice a day.

I need a haircut, but I have to wait until next week to get one because I am broke.

Two good friends of mine left for college recently so I am having a hard time adjusting to not having a bunch of friends to hang with whenever I want.

If my Biceps didn't suck my arms would be pretty decent.

My legs are sore as a motherfucker from yesterdays workout and I have to go walk around and lift boxes until 10 tonight.




That's all that I can think of for now. Possibly more to come later.
 
I'm pissed cause my wife just said she has a headache AGAIN. Guess I'll just have to spend my night with Kronkette again in my dreams. As long as she doesnt mind.
 
I'm perfectly happy minus the ear ache, runny nose, non stop cough, sore throat and now mysterious back pain.

I wish I could go lift and steal money from old ladies. :(
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
I'm perfectly happy minus the ear ache, runny nose, non stop cough, sore throat and now mysterious back pain.

I wish I could go lift and steal money from old ladies. :(

I was thinking you were pretty sexy until I started thinking of green snot... :eek2:


You can always rob old ladies with me and kronkette... :)

C
 
Citruscide said:


I was thinking you were pretty sexy until I started thinking of green snot... :eek2:


You can always rob old ladies with me and kronkette... :)

C

Can we rob foreign tourists in Vegas too? I always get stuck in the elevators with French people.
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:


Can we rob foreign tourists in Vegas too? I always get stuck in the elevators with French people.

Yeah, if we team out, I'm sure we can take out a whole family of French..

C
 
my allergies are killing me. i can't breathe. some stupid bitch i have to deal with has more personalities than the amount of years wodin has been on this earth. of course i get stuck with her in her bitch mode. i have to wait 2 more days for football. my waist is getting out of control and i'm having a hard time buttoning my pants. if somebody would do a mercy kill; it would be appreciated.
 
bikinimom said:
I have to go to work, got fucked out of my pay AGAIN and am a bit nervous about making my bills.

I am horny as shit and I have ZERO chance of getting any till MAYBE Christmas.

.....that's about it.

Uhhh--- she said shit Beavis. No you are wrong BM. You have a 100% chance if you call me. And I am quite the horny one too. Being an older guy, I know how to please a woman. Unlike some of these young studs who don't know the meaning of foreplay and last all of about 3 minutes.
 
Hehehehee thank you for the offer but my honey is an older man too and YES - JESUS! DOES HE KNOW HOW TO PLEASE!!!

...but I probably won't be able to see him until Christmas :bawling:
 
bikinimom said:
Hehehehee thank you for the offer but my honey is an older man too and YES - JESUS! DOES HE KNOW HOW TO PLEASE!!!

...but I probably won't be able to see him until Christmas :bawling:

Hey, Bikini... you could come to Vegas with us and Go-Go dance and make us a pretty penny! I could hold a sign on the street auctioning off go-go dances and kronkette could work the crowd... you just wear those "outfits"...

C
 
C-ditty.... what is an "outfit"? From what I understand in Vegas the dancing is NUDE or topless - neither of which I will do.

But now me and Kronkette doing a dance in private... THAT is a horse of another color!
 
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