FridayNite Fight: Just had the cops here

[rsnoble-im-back]

Goddamn fuking sob brotherinlaws!!

2 of the little scrawny drunk mofos just showed up mouthing off (too long a story and I know how u all like cliffnotes) and to make long story short:

I took my baseball bat after one as the other ran for cover and he fell and scrapped his knees all up in the gravel, then asshole #2 comes outta my shop with a hammer and I ran back to the porch and picked up my BBQ grill full of hot burning coals and took out after him and wouldn't you know about the time they get in their car and I threw 10lbs of flaming kingsford and 12 hamburgers thru their fuking window as they speed outta the driveway the motherfuking neighbors come trotting by with their hand fuking cellphone and call the sherriff. So after talking to that dildo for 45 minutes I've finally come down some.

My friend is on his way over, we were heading out but im staying in now. I can't handle anymore assholes in 1 evening.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

.............and they can thank their Holly asses that I have not had 1 ounce of alcohol tonight, a rarity for friday and it probably saved their lives and me a life sentence.

 

[Gambino]

damn i imagine you would have been piss drunk, makes the story not as cool

 

[PICK3]

got to love family

 

[spongebob]

thats awesome, the bbg thru the window, burgers and charcoal flying with red hot ashes everywhere.

 

[slat1]

This sounds like a deap south type of story! LOL

Karma for hot coals in the car window!

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Turned out to be a good night for Fluffy and Cocoa. They usually only get a hotdog each.

 

[Razorguns]

Please tell me someone wore a wifebeater and another guy had a nascar cap.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Please tell me someone wore a wifebeater and another guy had a nascar cap.

I had the nascar cap. I have an entire collection that I get from Oreillys Auto Parts.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Dude this whole ordeal just mentally wiped me out. I just don't get off on this shit anymore, but im not gonna take any shit either. Age sux.

 

[KillzwithPillz]

I bet the trailer was rocking all over the place.

 

[Testosterone boy]

rs may be a character who drinks but he does pretty well last I heard.

 

[Lumberg]

ao you dumped glowing coals in the window?

that's awesome

 

[gonelifting]

Who's owning who bro? they're prolly eating those burgers as we speak.

RSnoble pknoed by BILs on 6/10/05 with free BBQ for 4. I hope you did'nt throw condomnents at them too.

 

[Bobber]

Why did all this happen?

 

[evansteve]

wait, they were mouthing off, so you grabbed a baseball bat and chased them? lol.

Which window did you throw it in? front or rear window? and driver side or passenger side?

Did you get in any trouble with the cops?

 

[HiDnGoD]

got to love family

Yeah , you can pick your friemds, but not your family.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

wait, they were mouthing off, so you grabbed a baseball bat and chased them? lol.

Which window did you throw it in? front or rear window? and driver side or passenger side?

Did you get in any trouble with the cops?

There was a lot more to it than mouthing off. It's been brewing for sometime. Front drivers side, they got about 50 feet out of the driveway before hopping out and hysterically brushing it out of there piece of shit car. Nope, no trouble. I know the cops, + both of these guys are on probation and don't dare try that route.

 

[Bullit]

Who's owning who bro? they're prolly eating those burgers as we speak.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[evansteve]

There was a lot more to it than mouthing off. It's been brewing for sometime. Front drivers side, they got about 50 feet out of the driveway before hopping out and hysterically brushing it out of there piece of shit car. Nope, no trouble. I know the cops, + both of these guys are on probation and don't dare try that route.

dang, well sounds like u came out of it good then.

im not one for fighting, but i have to admit, the grill full of glowing coals through the window sounds frickin sweet. Like imagine if you had gotten that on tape. I can imagine some cool OWNED pictures on the internet.