Freestyle Cypher

[MrMakaveli]

Simple rules, diss the person who posts before you in lyrical form its for fun people, dont take it seriously

Somebody else start, lol I cant think

 

[BodhiDharma]

they running home like babe ruth, when i bring the hits
all them niggaz front, but dont got my back for shit
claiming they in the zone like shaq n shit
and when it really comes to it they all whack n shit

 

[BodhiDharma]

yo im sitting here with mrmackaveli eating at the deli
pimpin the grannies like wodin enjoyin my puddin
nature boy outside eatin a nugget
I told that nigga to shave his mullet

 

[PoyeBoy]

Bodhidharma should call ya body-harmah
cut up and eat dead people like jeffry domah
First thing is your raps are weak
like a little bird ya got chicken legs and a beak
bock bock, ya fag, go swallow the cock
all the bitches flock, I cant tell time
I aint got a clock, but i gots a glock
and its aimed at you, rippen your neck
the bullet goes through, Whats up playa
bitch, I though you knew, its nothin personnel
I just dont like you

 

[BodhiDharma]

Bodhidharma should call ya body-harmah
cut up and eat dead people like jeffry domah
First thing is your raps are weak
like a little bird ya got chicken legs and a beak
bock bock, ya fag, go swallow the cock
all the bitches flock, I cant tell time
I aint got a clock, but i gots a glock
and its aimed at you, rippen your neck
the bullet goes through, Whats up playa
bitch, I though you knew, its nothin personnel
I just dont like you

nice!

 

[PoyeBoy]

was there a post deleted?

 

[BodhiDharma]

was there a post deleted?

yes, it was by Franco C

 

[beefybull]

was there a post deleted?

Poye Boy cryin about posts deleted, B
He'll log in to E-F and gets dissed repeatedly
Nobody jammin on this planet brings it lyrically
Like the Double B, Beefy, shits like spiritually
Enlightnin, Dont be fightin about the words that I say
When you argue its like you diggin your own grave
So back up or get wrapped up and slashed up
Put your body sack in my 'Lac and straight back it up
Into the river then mail a skin sliver to ya fuckin mama
On this board people hate VixenVenus like shes Osama
Starfish actin bitch cool but then she switched real quick
Citruscide mega zappin and tellin her to suck his dick
And I'm the baddest rapper on all of Elite Fitness
Got everybody that posts on this thread scared shitless
That they'll be the next muthafucka added to my shit list
This thread is already owned by me bitch can I get a witness?!

 

[MrMakaveli]

Look it, crooked tho it seems
my lyrics seem as if they comin out of dreams
talkin about you a beefy-bull, get back at em fast
givin em fina implants straight up the ass
Im like a unnamed mod when I go tick tock tick
lyrics so gagnsta got the ghost of gotti on my d**k
so now I gotta creep and peep
and put these other rappers to eternal sleep, I keep
my glock locked ready to rock
Runnin up on your block, shell shocked
Callin out names, kill rappers like its wodin and the karma
ninja chop these punks, be like banned man NJ and **** ur mamma
so in conclusion keep your rhymes in occlucsion
because if you honestly think u can battle me its an illusion.

Damn Beefy, nice verse.

 

[beefybull]

MM I been rappin since 2, you know I give em hell, kid
Who will I dis next? Bikinimom or George Spellwin?!
And you know I'm the Barry Bonds of the freestyle dis
When I step up to the plate your punk ass gets dismissed
Like my ninja fuckin homeboy with a sword, NJ Serious
His ninja skills had Bikinimom filled with rage, delirious
Madder than Big G-S when he hears stuff bout fecal matter
I use my keyboard like a shotgun and I'm makin people splatter
Stupid ho's cause so much drama I'm about to be a gat blaster
Talkin about shit turns Big Daddy George into the fuckin mad hatter
Pitter patter chitter chatter I'm a fuckin bull-dyke smacker
Bad cracker, who wanna battle me? You know it never matters
They just cower at my power while I show that I'm a head smasher
Bikinimom rocked my dick so hard it cracked, I had to smack her

 

[PoyeBoy]

999 turn it upside down, you get 666
and im comin to town,
bb and mak yall, yo bettah watch out
It aint no doubt that I carry the clout
comin to town and im sniffin you out
They all call me the mighty t-rex
and I cash da chex
plus I gets respect and Ill stabs ya necks
then Ill slash your ass wit a broken piece of glass
Im comin for ya quick so yall bettah run fast
Ill hide in the shadows when your sleepin
put a pillow on your face make sure you quit breathin
used maks blood to paint my halloween costume
walked ovah to bb gauged cocked an boom
Now your both damn dead, shot beefy in the head
Killin dem bitches, and I got my blood fix
posts are 999 or are they 666

 

[beefybull]

They all call me the mighty t-rex
and I cash da chex

They call you T-Rex because you cash welfare 'chex'?
Well I'm the best straight rapper, you have gay anal sex
I'm so high right now that I'm not feelin no stress
I'm the master of this thread, Franco knows that I'm the best
I'll blaze some weed just like I blazed your muthafuckin mother
Blaze your little sister and then I'll get my gat & smoke your brother
Theres no use tryin to use your baby talk against my cranium
I'm so muthafuckin hard that my rhymes be like that titanium
And I'm hotter than lava or someone on a gram of DNP
Stevie Wonder's vision's like the chance you got of seein me
And If you want to get roasted one more time click S-U-B
M-I-T, R-E-P, L-Y, With your punk ass muthafuckin wannabe reply
And when I roast ya like a marshmallow you're denied and wonder why
I'll still be smokin and drinkin Crystal while you sit at home & cry

 

[beefybull]

Where ya at Havoc?

I need a challenge!

 

[Franco C]

You don't drink crystal and the only gat you have
is a water pistol, you know you aint never seen
any real life fame, so you looking for recognition
thru a screen name. You can run your mouth on EF
but you aint the pro set, you think you can compete,
you better hit control-alt-delete, cuz you wanna represent
on the microphone but you rap sleazily, who wants
to battle a fake ass easy e? i'll let a razor slit
you and have a staple stitch you, yea "nigga"
tryin to turn this into a racial issue, but everyone knows
whos bitchin you, cuz your walkin up the wrong tree
im letting everyone know you was beat by a honkey,
time to be realer when you spit, id go on but i already
ripped everyone on your buddy list, now go bite some rhymes
so i can wipe this page with my shit

 

[BodhiDharma]

time for the countereaction
time to bring on a new reaction
time to flee from your castle
sin coming back, bringing you hastle
re-awaking from my coffin
re-attacking with my bredrin
back with appluase heres the new sin
the evil emcee now getting on it
tying your intestines to a rocket
rippin your heart out of its sockit
smashing your head of a car bonnit
want me to stop? just come and stop it
sin is right here, you know you cant take it
i know that I am, but you only think it
im sicker and quicker
your boring and slower
im badder im better
your sucky and crapper
so im'a work on my word
and ill attack
sendin timmy the tooth
outta tha booth
some might say im uncooth
but ill rap, until u catch tha news
then ill snap
and after that nothin will cruise
face it u loose

 

[beefybull]

who wants
to battle a fake ass easy e?

Note: Bitten from 1997 Rap Olympics Eminem freestyle

im letting everyone know you was beat by a honkey,

Note: Bitten from 1997 Rap Olympics Eminem freestyle
Additional note: Why would I care anyway? I'm white too

now go bite some rhymes
so i can wipe this page with my shit

I'll leave the biting up to you...

Note: Did you ever see that scene in "The Wash" where the guy goes "I'll pour my heart out homey" and starts rapping a Rakim song and the other guy goes "Aint that Rakim rhymes you bitin nigga?!" and he goes "Uhhh, No, I, I wrote that". That reminds me of Franco C.

If you want to verify his biting, you can download the 1997 Rap Olympics Eminem Freestyles on Kazaa.

Dude, thats so lame. I'm talkin Night Court in its 5th season Laaaame.

 

[beefybull]

Listen to me muthafucka just be original, you fag Franco
You dont have to copy cuz either way you're gettin spanked yo
Saw a donkey show starring your sister and I almost had to wank yo
Everybody at your gym sayin "wash your nasty ass, you stank bro!"
Control-Alt-Delete? Bitch dont make me wanna laugh
You could spend your life savings and hire a rhyme writin staff
And work around the clock like you makin Kathy Lee clothes
Then compile all your rhymes and I'd still smack you hoes
Now what can you do? You cant complete with the double B
I'm Beefy, bitch you're needy and a complete tool ya see
So go sign offline and start your new job that I went and gotcha
It dont pay much, but so what? You get to be Anal Assplorers bottom
He'll stick it in ya, fuckin prick ya, hit ya like I sacka bricks son
I'm like Mike Tyson, youre Lou Savarese and you gettin whipped son
So while I bask in glory and tell my stories you can hang your head
Or go to the En Espanol board and start a new freestyle thread
I'm a writer not a biter, I got your mama in my water bed
Theres no use ho, I'm like a .223 sniper bullet to your head

 

[BodhiDharma]

Listen to me muthafucka just be original, you fag Franco
You dont have to copy cuz either way you're gettin spanked yo
Saw a donkey show starring your sister and I almost had to wank yo
Everybody at your gym sayin "wash your nasty ass, you stank bro!"
Control-Alt-Delete? Bitch dont make me wanna laugh
You could spend your life savings and hire a rhyme writin staff
And work around the clock like you makin Kathy Lee clothes
Then compile all your rhymes and I'd still smack you hoes
Now what can you do? You cant complete with the double B
I'm Beefy, bitch you're needy and a complete tool ya see
So go sign offline and start your new job that I went and gotcha
It dont pay much, but so what? You get to be Anal Assplorers bottom
He'll stick it in ya, fuckin prick ya, hit ya like I sacka bricks son
I'm like Mike Tyson, youre Lou Savarese and you gettin whipped son
So while I bask and glory and tell my stories you can hang your head
Or go to the En Espanol board and start a new freestyle thread
I'm a writer not a biter, I got your mama in my water bed
Theres no use ho, I'm like a .223 sniper bullet to your head

thats tight bro, you need to get a record deal or someshit

 

[beefybull]

thats tight bro, you need to get a record deal or someshit

Thanks man. I'm trying.

I'll give you karma when I recharge.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Before everyone retailiates
yall need to recooperate
I had rhymes illah than yours
20 years from yesterday
I am the king, the best in the ring
Yall like an open sore left festering
Ohh look at me Im a slick be fee
when I go to the bathroom
I cant find my pee-pee
Its to small and im tellin yall
I lost it in nam so I got one ball
And hey look at me Im franky C
Im Cool ol G, represent 2-1-3
I think im slick suckin befees dick
Bend ovah now so I can go an stick
Buts then theres me, Im the real o-g
I gots da shit locked down like yall can see
So think real hard before you step again
Or get put down, and greased like a mexican.

 

[Warik]

PoyeBo
You are gay
Everyday
hey!

 

[beefybull]

Poye, the gay mans favorite little rammin boy
Got a fucked up avatar with a weird ass toy
Dont even open your mouth unless you wanna get wasted
I whupped your ass once, this is your second taste kid
If you wanna find out the meaning of lyrical harm
Come one more time, cuz bitch, Third times a charm
Warik used his amateur skills to straight fuckin smoke ya son
You didnt reply to He-man you she-man, you joke, I'm #1
No one can stop me, I'm like a muthafuckin Abrams tank
I'm the Commander-in-Chief of EF rap and now I'm pullin rank
I punked out Franco so hard I got freestylers callin him "The Shark"
His bitin was unparalleled and you can join him cuz you's a mark
And when you realize you cant win you'll just become a snitch
Click "report this post to a mod" so me & Wodin can laugh and shit
So before you try to come back with some weak ass shit
Just remember who you dealin with, BB, you punk ass bitch

 

[BodhiDharma]

Poye, the gay mans favorite little rammin boy
Got a fucked up avatar with a weird ass toy
Dont even open your mouth unless you wanna get wasted
I whupped your ass once, this is your second taste kid
If you wanna find out the meaning of lyrical harm
Come one more time, cuz bitch, Third times a charm
Warik used his amateur skills to straight fuckin smoke ya son
You didnt reply to He-man you she-man, you joke, I'm #1
No one can stop me, I'm like a muthafuckin Abrams tank
I'm the Commander-in-Chief of EF rap and now I'm pullin rank
I punked out Franco so hard I got freestylers callin him "The Shark"
His bitin was unparalleled and you can join him cuz you's a mark
And when you realize you cant win you'll just become a snitch
Click "report this post to a mod" so me & Wodin can laugh and shit
So before you try to come back with some weak ass shit
Just remember who you dealin with, BB, you punk ass bitch

OWNED!

 

[beefybull]

^

 

[evolvng]

downloaded hooked on phonics and still couldnt read these words, s-s-soundin out my shit, but its ok, be rest assured, first.
everything is fine.... you can learn to read and rhyme. the short bus is a little smaller but you still get there on time. just be cool with second place, take a seat and be happy. the race was won before it started you could never get at me. lastyly, you take ten times the the rymes juiced up on a50's, and carmen electra's pu**y but you still couldnt f*ck with me. obviously less than need be unless i was you and you were me you wont ever see the forest for the m*ther f*kken trees. please.. step back, im a do me and you both a favor. ill higlight you and press delete... i can erase you son, i made ya. tell elete who rules the boards then blow daddy a kiss goodbye, you were one sperm out of a billion that shouldnt a missed your mothers eye.
you shouldve been a face shot beeyotch.... hahahahaha.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Step up with a rhyme and get your shit ripped
you can rhyme w/ me? Get off that fucking trip
I'll get at that ass like my name is aap
You should have known better bitch, than to fuck with me
You wanna come at me? I'm taking your head
You'd think Makaveli came back from the dead
Hi, my name is evolvng and I cant battle
Diction so immature, I'll give your ass a rattle
Just playing dun
But on the real, I'm sick
Lyrically deport your ass, like your name is slick rick
The bombs I drop, bitches dont see
Methaphores be heavier than the bench of MG

 

[PoyeBoy]

AAHHHHH SHIIIATTTT

 

[evolvng]

doc said take a deep breath before i count to ten, but i dont think i can wait that long before i f*ck you up again. swiftly, light speed, quicker than you can think or talk. looks like you had plenty to say but you couldnt walk the walk. honestly dog this shit your chalkin up beats all i ever seen. i cant tell if the shit i smell is your ass or this crap thats on my screen. wipe em clean, then wipe again for good measure, now get to class with that dirty ass and write dad his apology letter. whatever you do dont get clever, just keep it short and sweet. explain how victory smelled? how was the agony of defeat? yea, you lose. looks like you do that shit in twos... defeated, deleted, youre goin off but mas is hittin snooze.
leave it alone. i got the throne, please dont bother me again. enjoy the good life on the desktop... in dads recyclin bin.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

doc said take a deep breath before i count to ten, but i dont think i can wait that long before i f*ck you up again. swiftly, light speed, quicker than you can think or talk. looks like you had plenty to say but you couldnt walk the walk. honestly dog this shit your chalkin up beats all i ever seen. i cant tell if the shit i smell is your ass or this crap thats on my screen. wipe em clean, then wipe again for good measure, now get to class with that dirty ass and write dad his apology letter. whatever you do dont get clever, just keep it short and sweet. explain how victory smelled? how was the agony of defeat? yea, you lose. looks like you do that shit in twos... defeated, deleted, youre goin off but mas is hittin snooze.
leave it alone. i got the throne, please dont bother me again. enjoy the good life on the desktop... in dads recyclin bin.

Hey bath house director
My verse eats you like Hannibal Lecter
Dropping science like molecular
Structure undefined
King of my times
Your rhymes are garbage
I pay them shits no mind
Put you in a headlock
Zip you like Ziploc
Bitch I'm schooled in hip hop
Approach this get dropped
Own you effortlessly
With mental weaponry
Got a deathwish? Then just step to me
Eat you up like spaghetti
Kick the life out of you and your boyfriend Teddy
You palms are sweaty
Your defense is petty
As you can see I keep it steady
Always ready
You're an infant in this game
You're style I'll rearrange
This post is driving down the lane
Scoring triple figs in the paint
Oh shit it's the verbal saint
Bringing armageddon to the weak and taint
Your sugars dropping about to faint
Cant fuck with lifeless
Got a tight grip on this thread
Who's the highest
Havoc comes in as the mightiest
Leaving you with no thought
Just got owned by the one and only Chester Copperpot



peace

 

[MrMakaveli]

Hannibal Lector?
I'll beat that ass like I'm the coast guard with a cuban defector
Talking some ziplock-hop-hop head-lock shit
Watch my ass crip-hop, gun pop
blow your ass straight out your flip-flop
Chester Chopper_pot, I'ma pop-ya-top
Pull my heat
watch your ass melt like a lolipop
Who else wanna test?
Leave your ass stiff like the stick
send your brothers your slit wrists
and your momma yo' d**k
Words like a glock, take u to the casket
Wrap your body in plastic
When the D's ask my why I layed ya out
tell em you was a bastdid

ahh I need a life lol


...

 

[beefybull]

downloaded hooked on phonics and still couldnt read these words, s-s-soundin out my shit, but its ok, be rest assured, first.
everything is fine.... you can learn to read and rhyme. the short bus is a little smaller but you still get there on time. just be cool with second place, take a seat and be happy. the race was won before it started you could never get at me. lastyly, you take ten times the the rymes juiced up on a50's, and carmen electra's pu**y but you still couldnt f*ck with me. obviously less than need be unless i was you and you were me you wont ever see the forest for the m*ther f*kken trees. please.. step back, im a do me and you both a favor. ill higlight you and press delete... i can erase you son, i made ya. tell elete who rules the boards then blow daddy a kiss goodbye, you were one sperm out of a billion that shouldnt a missed your mothers eye.
you shouldve been a face shot beeyotch.... hahahahaha.

First of all rookie, you need to learn to type in bars
Lyrical boxing against me, bitch, you gonna see stars
Second, newb, you need to realize that you's a buster
Ho I got you a French Maid outfit, Havoc got your duster
If we were meats, you're a lil smokey and I'm a big sausage
If Wodin heard your rhymes, he'd take your ass hostage
I aint lyin, I aint playin, and you know Beefy aint jokin
Smoke your ass like the bowls that you know I been smokin
I'm tellin you freestylers, theres no reason to touch those keys
Cuz when shit hits the fan, I've got them haters on their knees

 

[KAYNE]

Simple rules, diss the person who posts before you in lyrical form its for fun people, dont take it seriously

Somebody else start, lol I cant think

YOU COULDNT START.........NOONE POSTED BEFORE YOU.


NOW....SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT THE CAPS.





KAYNE

 

[gettinlarger]

Re: Re: Freestyle Cypher

YOU COULDNT START.........NOONE POSTED BEFORE YOU.


NOW....SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT THE CAPS.





KAYNE

kayne always sayin shit, he be lame, runnin around tryin to emcee, but ho aint got no game, but its larger now, like willie stargell now, hittin homers like hos, gettin in the hall of fame

word

 

[KAYNE]

Re: Re: Re: Freestyle Cypher

kayne always sayin shit, he be lame, runnin around tryin to emcee, but ho aint got no game, but its larger now, like willie stargell now, hittin homers like hos, gettin in the hall of fame

word

HITTIN HOES LIKE HOMERS.

I NVR TRY AND MC

I GOT MORE GAME THAN PARKER BROTHERS.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Ok, Since I wanna see your response to the caps, here ya go :

CAP YOUR POSTS? IMA CAP YO' ASS!!!
Dont even try to respond cuz I think too fast
Fuck 50 Cent, that fool just 10 dimes
He could never drop, rhymes like mines
If Yo' ass Kayne
My ass is Abel
Jealous cuz I can rhyme, so you front like the fable
But there is a twist in this story homie
I aint getting taken out by no fuckin' phony
Heard you and Xbiker takin' lessons from AAP (Couldnt resist)
Cuz you got a fetish for all things anally
Your signature say, you fucked my mutha
JOKES ON YOU SON!
THAT WAS REALLY MY BROTHER
Haha
So bring yo' ass back and try to respond
I just owned your ass, you can call me tha Don
I TYPE IN CAPS, I TYPE IN CAPS
EVEN THO' I FRONT
I LIKE IT IN THE ASS!

.....

:-D, Remember I'm just playin homie.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Bump for Kayne, wanna see response to Caps

 

[KAYNE]

THE PART ABOUT YOUR BROTHER WAS PRETTY CREATIVE.....IT ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF EMINEM FOR SECOND.