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Franco C vs. Cornholio
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The Shadow
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He declined in the other thread.
GLADIATOR351
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The Shadow
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Whatever - since he has the problem _ i'll let him get the first shot in.
MrMuscle
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ill step in for franco
why is cornholio even a mod, he is a mole on this sites ass. he has the genetics of a possom and the ability to train like a panda. i've seen him try to get his big, infested, blue-green stump of a body out of his chair severall times. but the sheer physics of it makes it impossible. ive seen rats with better hairdo than him as well, maybe if you stopped eating the shower soap and actually used it you wouldnt look so much like havoc. speaking of wich, why did he choose you as his rump ranger anyway, one would have tought hed like sombody with a tight ass like franco isntead. that reminds me, how is that "fix-er-upper ass surgery" going? you still on for tomorrow?
franco would be proud of me
why is cornholio even a mod, he is a mole on this sites ass. he has the genetics of a possom and the ability to train like a panda. i've seen him try to get his big, infested, blue-green stump of a body out of his chair severall times. but the sheer physics of it makes it impossible. ive seen rats with better hairdo than him as well, maybe if you stopped eating the shower soap and actually used it you wouldnt look so much like havoc. speaking of wich, why did he choose you as his rump ranger anyway, one would have tought hed like sombody with a tight ass like franco isntead. that reminds me, how is that "fix-er-upper ass surgery" going? you still on for tomorrow?
franco would be proud of me
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MrMuscle said:
You should let Franco hit for himself.
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MrMuscle said:come on man it took me 15 minutes to write that shit
15 minutes....to write...that......Corky could have done a better job coming up with that shit on the way home in the short bus.
You know....you give new meaning to the term:
Slow children at play.
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The Shadow
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Franco C said:
...."don't do that."
You go first.
First shot.
WHAT???
I said - You can go first.
WHAT????
I said go first.
WHAT???
First. Like I was in the train on your mother last night.
Franco C said:
Ah... my roommate isn't home.
I think I my unemployed ass might go stroll the mall in about an hour though. Place should be filled with 17,18 year old hot youngens!!!
Perfect eye candy for a Monday morning.Who knows... maybe some doorag mofucka won't like the way I look at his schoolgirl bitch and want a piece of my ass.
Bad idea though my friend. My ass became a pin cushion again about 5 days ago. I've got it in me again... and I'm starting to feel it. Placebo or not... doorag would fly off the 2nd story.
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Franco C
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The only thing that should be consigned to you is
being in charge of your alzheimers and wifes alcohol problems. Maybe you should start asking her better techniques on how to suck dick because you do it so well, you look exactly like the type of bitch that puts on lipstick and takes it in the ass while flipping quarters and eating girl scout cookies. Go eat a tin box of dicks and sulk as you watch tv land reruns and flip back and forth the stations and agree with oprah that all self induced male gyno persons are merely victims. I urge you go run into your dwelling in the mountains and sniff the fresh dandelions and smear them on yourself so you can pass for a semi-looking human; instead of an albino plagued with an erect penis the size of twig and a mind that would only be sufficient for giving epilogues of cinderella. But don't worry once you get passed that nasty little gag reflux all that cum won't efflux from your mouth, you'll deep throat and swallow it appeasing the rosie o'donnel tape worm that lives inside your stomach.
being in charge of your alzheimers and wifes alcohol problems. Maybe you should start asking her better techniques on how to suck dick because you do it so well, you look exactly like the type of bitch that puts on lipstick and takes it in the ass while flipping quarters and eating girl scout cookies. Go eat a tin box of dicks and sulk as you watch tv land reruns and flip back and forth the stations and agree with oprah that all self induced male gyno persons are merely victims. I urge you go run into your dwelling in the mountains and sniff the fresh dandelions and smear them on yourself so you can pass for a semi-looking human; instead of an albino plagued with an erect penis the size of twig and a mind that would only be sufficient for giving epilogues of cinderella. But don't worry once you get passed that nasty little gag reflux all that cum won't efflux from your mouth, you'll deep throat and swallow it appeasing the rosie o'donnel tape worm that lives inside your stomach.
Steroid_Virgin
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I'd like to see GoatSlayer vs. Havoc... Man.. GS is one dude I'd never fuck with.. He'd even tear Matt the great skywalker apart..
GLADIATOR351
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did this get settled over PM?
:havoc: Havoc you're the ref here. What happened to the opponents?
:havoc: Havoc you're the ref here. What happened to the opponents?
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Franco C said:
I go for a coke - come back and am greeted with....this??
This...is your first shot.
Ok - let's look at this statement.
You stae that I need to ask advice on Francolatio because I "do it so well"...
Let me think about that statement for a second.
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.nope....still make no sense. You have violated the Second Rule of Flame Club, the flame MUST make sense.
What the fuck you trying to say there Wilma??
Obviously logical thought to you is as akin to a fish as is a bicylce. Do me a favor - just quit now beofre I make you look more ridiculous than do the Wonder Woman underoos and magic "Lasso" you prance around in on a daily basis.
Leave now and I will spare part of your rectum so that you will still be the life of the party down at The Manonaise Festival.
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Franco C said:
...like how to my bitch in Round 1???
Franco C
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You're lucky you live in the time you do now, because I'm positive
moses would have added an 11th commandment if he saw your 2-beer queer flaming ass walking around. You truely are
a mullet sporting chowderhead and your wife looks like a brazillian tranvestite with a vagina full of centipedes. I hear you bought some new stuff from IP, good shit huh? Been taking 6 ius of down syndrome a day, let me know how that works out for you, I think I see your complexion even changing a bit, you must be following it to a tee, tommy fuck the italian. I hope you and your hippopotamic land mass, I mean your wife and your happy singing whale ass don't miss the show at sea world this year. Should be fun and after the show you and the misses can t-bag elephants you sausage fondling chipmunk fucker. Go shit your vegetable lasagna on your wifes dildo, add some vanilla flavoring and spread em wide so she can fuck your hotel for hamsters. So anyway keep up the good work moderating dudley dumbfuck and maybe one day you'll get that promotion to mall security with your white wife lakeisha you mystic crotch goblin. I don't care who you know, whos bitch you are, whos mods dick your sucking, you're going out.
moses would have added an 11th commandment if he saw your 2-beer queer flaming ass walking around. You truely are
a mullet sporting chowderhead and your wife looks like a brazillian tranvestite with a vagina full of centipedes. I hear you bought some new stuff from IP, good shit huh? Been taking 6 ius of down syndrome a day, let me know how that works out for you, I think I see your complexion even changing a bit, you must be following it to a tee, tommy fuck the italian. I hope you and your hippopotamic land mass, I mean your wife and your happy singing whale ass don't miss the show at sea world this year. Should be fun and after the show you and the misses can t-bag elephants you sausage fondling chipmunk fucker. Go shit your vegetable lasagna on your wifes dildo, add some vanilla flavoring and spread em wide so she can fuck your hotel for hamsters. So anyway keep up the good work moderating dudley dumbfuck and maybe one day you'll get that promotion to mall security with your white wife lakeisha you mystic crotch goblin. I don't care who you know, whos bitch you are, whos mods dick your sucking, you're going out.
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Franco C said:
A little better. Nice cute and paste job btw....the 6 ius of Ds was classic.
Again - you spew forth a lot of nonsensical drivel...
"she can fuck your hotel for hamsters".....is this supposed to be English??
..my friend I can't retort what I do not understand. Please speak or type English only.
I must admit - I have changed my mind - you are the king of ALL flamers, with your limp wristed, limber timber below the belt, and your cute little lisp and the Grand Canyon between your front teeth that all the guys love to use when giving you a gum massage. Your mouth has more stretch marks than Ronnie Coleman's ass.....but then again - I'm sure you already know that as you have graduated up to the Kong Dong for those lonely nights of fisting the rectum while visions of cock-pot pies dance in your head.
btw - since you don't have a watch anymore...well you do, but you gotta sit on a Stethoscope to hear it....I though tI would remind you it is time for your shift down at Chico's COCKtails.
After work, be sure to take the long walk home. It increases the chance of you being the nightly bitch down at the corner of Rump and Pump. ALthough I'm sure you are tired of hearing the analogy...hotdog down a hallway. Take what is left of your puckered asshole and waddle off.
dgreenhill said:
If you can get Insano away from masturbating to the Teletubbies while his momma makes him Rice Crispie Treats I will be glad to be on the undercard.
Does anyone remember Monchichis?
They were like little monkeys or something...
Mon-chi-chi Monchichi...........
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The Shadow
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I gave him props on the 6 iu shot.
Funny as hell.
The rest sucked ass though.
Funny as hell.
The rest sucked ass though.
franco.. excellent..
corn.. you're getting your ass handed to you..
addickt and goatfucker (for once) had a good idea.. but i'd like to propose a twist...
how about a addickt, decem, franco c VS. goatfucker, cornpicker, insano thread.. ref'ed by havoc..
all in favor.. say aye..
corn.. you're getting your ass handed to you..
addickt and goatfucker (for once) had a good idea.. but i'd like to propose a twist...
how about a addickt, decem, franco c VS. goatfucker, cornpicker, insano thread.. ref'ed by havoc..
all in favor.. say aye..
must be rough being dumb
