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Q: 3 months ago I lost my legs in Iraq during a firing squad raid at an
abandoned oil refinery. My upper body is scarred and bruised, but in good
enough condition to begin weight training again. I have been inspired by
handicapped bodybuilders such as Serg Raymen, Kellen White, and Danny Lane to
begin taking bodybuilding competition seriously in that I realize how precious
life is and to go for my dreams. I thought I would write and ask if you knew
of any type of split that would work to build up my upper body without
incorporating leg workouts? Thank you.
Muscle Dick Magazine:
It is inspiring to get letters like this from people like you, who are all
fucked up now and can't even do front squats. Honestly, you have put yourself
in quite a favorable situation! You now have an excuse to lay around all day
and recover and not lift weights. You can just sit back, collect a welfare
check, and heal! God I would give my life to be like you, but unfortunately I
need my legs so that I can wear huge jackass boots with yellow laces and pink
panties in order to give off the impression that I am a walking circus act who
takes life as a total joke, even though I don't, because I am in the gym doing
grueling workouts for 10 minutes everyday, eating, taking naps, and
color-coordinating my clothes. Besides, you can't be a bodybuilder without
legs. How else are you gonna be able to have big, disgusting-looking calves
that make you look like you purposely got footballs implanted behind you femur
and turnip thighs. Im surprised you haven't committed suicide yet. Seriously,
how could you go on knowing that you won't be able to get off the shitter for
weeks, and that you are 10 plates in the hole, and that for 6 days after each
leg workout you will be walking around limping like a crippled indigent (which
you are now)? Real men don't get their legs blown off fighting in battle to
protect our country, then come home, recover, and inspire themselves to get upevery morning in search of a dream to become what you have always wanted to be.
Real men wear pink lingerie, Ronald McDonald boots, stick needles in their
ass, take vitargo and bcaas, choke down tuna, live in a tiny cubicle with only
a fridge and a toilet, and pour brown paint all over themselves. So maybe you
should give Dr. Kavorkian a visit, because there is no room in bodybuilding for
people who can't do leg extensions and hack squats.
Q: I have read that soy butter and lentils are great for providing essential
fatty acids, but don't they also suppress antioxidant absorption as well, or is
that just a myth?
MDM: Yes.
abandoned oil refinery. My upper body is scarred and bruised, but in good
enough condition to begin weight training again. I have been inspired by
handicapped bodybuilders such as Serg Raymen, Kellen White, and Danny Lane to
begin taking bodybuilding competition seriously in that I realize how precious
life is and to go for my dreams. I thought I would write and ask if you knew
of any type of split that would work to build up my upper body without
incorporating leg workouts? Thank you.
Muscle Dick Magazine:
It is inspiring to get letters like this from people like you, who are all
fucked up now and can't even do front squats. Honestly, you have put yourself
in quite a favorable situation! You now have an excuse to lay around all day
and recover and not lift weights. You can just sit back, collect a welfare
check, and heal! God I would give my life to be like you, but unfortunately I
need my legs so that I can wear huge jackass boots with yellow laces and pink
panties in order to give off the impression that I am a walking circus act who
takes life as a total joke, even though I don't, because I am in the gym doing
grueling workouts for 10 minutes everyday, eating, taking naps, and
color-coordinating my clothes. Besides, you can't be a bodybuilder without
legs. How else are you gonna be able to have big, disgusting-looking calves
that make you look like you purposely got footballs implanted behind you femur
and turnip thighs. Im surprised you haven't committed suicide yet. Seriously,
how could you go on knowing that you won't be able to get off the shitter for
weeks, and that you are 10 plates in the hole, and that for 6 days after each
leg workout you will be walking around limping like a crippled indigent (which
you are now)? Real men don't get their legs blown off fighting in battle to
protect our country, then come home, recover, and inspire themselves to get upevery morning in search of a dream to become what you have always wanted to be.
Real men wear pink lingerie, Ronald McDonald boots, stick needles in their
ass, take vitargo and bcaas, choke down tuna, live in a tiny cubicle with only
a fridge and a toilet, and pour brown paint all over themselves. So maybe you
should give Dr. Kavorkian a visit, because there is no room in bodybuilding for
people who can't do leg extensions and hack squats.
Q: I have read that soy butter and lentils are great for providing essential
fatty acids, but don't they also suppress antioxidant absorption as well, or is
that just a myth?
MDM: Yes.
