Forget puberty...this is when we really grow up

[swole]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

 

[biteme]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

You fold it?

 

[eat big]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

Then I grew up about 11 years ago. Always done it that way. You can dig in and get it all easier.

 

[jnevin]

I overheard MTS & Bill Gates talking about this yesterday

 

[UA_Iron]

nah

you're really grown up when you'd rather chill for the night then go out.

or

You're looking at cars because of fuel economy, not performance.

 

[biteme]

Then I grew up about 11 years ago. Always done it that way. You can dig in and get it all easier.

I'm gonna puke

 

[swole]

You fold it?

exactly my point

nah
you're really grown up when you'd rather chill for the night then go out.

i agree 100%

 

[jnevin]

I think if you crumple it, you're supposed to do that aluminum foil thing like in Baseketball...

 

[swole]

you use half the roll crumpling it, plus you're bound to leave shit stains

i'd bet half my possessions that biteme leaves shit stains in his tighty-whities

 

[biteme]

you use half the roll crumpling it, plus you're bound to leave shit stains

i'd bet half my possessions that biteme leaves shit stains in his tighty-whities

Hold on, I'll take a pic!

 

[eat big]

nah

you're really grown up when you'd rather chill for the night then go out.

or

You're looking at cars because of fuel economy, not performance.

LOL, do them both already. Damn, am I really that grown up?




Besides being a virgin.

 

[UA_Iron]

LOL, do them both already. Damn, am I really that grown up?
Besides being a virgin.

girls will ruin you dude, dont worry about it.


I'm not as thorough with my wiping if its right before a shower....

 

[PICK3]

What's toliet paper?

 

[swole]

girls will ruin you dude, dont worry about it.


I'm not as thorough with my wiping if its right before a shower....

lmfao, so true...i'm always lazy about the extra 2-3 wipes if a shower is next on my agenda lol

 

[eat big]

lmfao, so true...i'm always lazy about the extra 2-3 wipes if a shower is next on my agenda lol

Well then you drop when when your ass is wet, it takes less wiping because the poo doesn't stick to you, it slides off.

 

[biteme]

Here's a pic of me wiping my butt.

 

[Raina]

This thread isn't very sexy.

 

[eat big]

Here's a pic of me wiping my butt.

You're fat.

 

[eat big]

This thread isn't very sexy.

You prefer a man with stains?

 

[biteme]

You're fat.

I',m on a perpetual bulking cycle.

 

[eat big]

I',m on a perpetual bulking cycle.

Same. I was hoping that would piss you off and show that you can be pissed off.

 

[biteme]

Same. I was hoping that would piss you off and show that you can be pissed off.

I haven't been pissed off all night. Something's wrong.

 

[swole]

biteme, here's 2 pictures of me wiping my own ass while on a bulking cycle

 

[biteme]

biteme, here's 2 pictures of me wiping my own ass while on a bulking cycle

Looking pretty good. Got some belly fat, but fuck ripped abs. Have to sacrifice too much muscle mass. Do you shave your ass?

 

[swole]

Looking pretty good. Got some belly fat, but fuck ripped abs. Have to sacrifice too much muscle mass. Do you shave your ass?

no, i shave my balls clean and trim the area above my junk

i lost that fat on a solid cutter once spring came, obviously some mass came off with it

 

[UA_Iron]

you oil up for those pics bor?

 

[swole]

you oil up for those pics bor?

absolutely (but it was at a female's request)

 

[foreigngirl]

too much tool touching in this thread.

 

[UA_Iron]

too much tool touching in this thread.

this whole thread was talking about wiping assholes,

you're just thinking about our tools.

 

[foreigngirl]

this whole thread was talking about wiping assholes,

you're just thinking about our tools.

if it makes you feel better about being included in this thread - then sure, I was only thinking of your tools....

 

[sublime35]

lots of ass wiping going on in here.

 

[Mr. dB]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

In that case I grew up as soon as I was toilet trained. I always folded the TP.

I get my stuff so clean you could eat off of it. But even with the wet wipes, I still get skid marks. I don't think skid marks have anything to do with how well you wipe yourself, it's all down to messy farts. Damn hole just leaks a little.

 

[jnevin]

you use half the roll crumpling it, plus you're bound to leave shit stains

i'd bet half my possessions that biteme leaves shit stains in his tighty-whities

You have left possessions in biteme's ass?

 

[Frisky]

wtf?

anyway... I think you bitches should keep baby wipes handy.

 

[thelion2005]

When you put your family before your needs ....
And you feel really good about it.

 

[swole]

When you put your family before your needs ....
And you feel really good about it.

lol, i said it was about folding toilet paper and you had to get all serious on me

 

[Frisky]

yo, king of the toilet papa.. whaz up


(gotta love my Erzulie ghetto eh)

 

[NjSwunkBee]

yo, king of the toilet papa.. whaz up


(gotta love my Erzulie ghetto eh)

ah, resorting to the ol' Erzulie I'm whiter than Wonderbread yet I'll talk ghetto method of e-whoring huh?

 

[Frisky]

ah, resorting to the ol' Erzulie I'm whiter than Wonderbread yet I'll talk ghetto method of e-whoring huh?

my ass is clean though.. that I promise.

Who the fuck eats wonderbread anyway?

now shut the fuck up dammit.. I have your name in perm marker on my njswunkbee.

 

[swolenole]

lmfao, so true...i'm always lazy about the extra 2-3 wipes if a shower is next on my agenda lol

agreed.

 

[NjSwunkBee]

now shut the fuck up dammit.. I have your name in perm marker on my njswunkbee.

no wonder why i smell like rotten fish lately, that thing's probably some sort of a voodoo doll

 

[Frisky]

no wonder why i smell like rotten fish lately, that thing's probably some sort of a voodoo doll

im sorry you smell so bad suga.. pick your women a bit better. I smell like roses and well, aloe vera baby wipes. LOL bwahahahah

btw you got the pink bob, because I wanted him a bit more macho.

does this freak you out at all? LOL bwahahah

 

[NjSwunkBee]

im sorry you smell so bad suga.. pick your women a bit better. I smell like roses and well, aloe vera baby wipes. LOL bwahahahah

btw you got the pink bob, because I wanted him a bit more macho.

does this freak you out at all? LOL bwahahah

Nope. Not at all. You're not the only broad to use a suave guinea from NY, NJ and CT for a sex toy.

And good job on the baby wipes. Wipe that gash before sending anything near it.

 

[Frisky]

Nope. Not at all. You're not the only broad to use a suave guinea from NY, NJ and CT for a sex toy.

And good job on the baby wipes. Wipe that gash before sending anything near it.

LOL

I got that shit in all caps too

And baby wipes are a must! I think it should be a law that you clean that shit up proper

 

[coldblue1955]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

I guess i'm still a kid then. lol.

 

[Lao Tzu]

There was a guy who grew up in the USSR who said 'you become a man the first time you see a policeman plant his boot in your father's testicles'.

 

[rnch]

ow when we actually put a fresh roll on the rod rather than just tossing it on the floor next to the penthouse magazine.