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satanic goatslayer
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I have compiled a list of Do Not’s from my experiences with women. My experiences are limited, but the advice given is transferable to other potential situations as well.
#1) Do NOT follow the woman with a pitchfork. Also, do NOT throw the pitchfork at the woman to slow her down.
#2) Avoid phrases like:
“Suck my dick or die”
“What’s your sign, so I can engrave your tombstone!!”
“50 bucks or death, whaddya say?”
#3) Do NOT pick a woman up on the first date. If you do, run her over and ransack her house before the date.
#4) Do NOT hold the waiter at knife point when she suggests giving him a tip.
#5) Do NOT let her program the CD player. If she objects to Winger, stab her and throw her body in a ditch.
#6) Do NOT engage in small talk. Simply removing the woman’s tongue can remedy this potentially serious situation.
#7) Do NOT cremate women on the first date.
#8) Some women look down on excessive alcohol intake. Do NOT tolerate backtalk. If she says anything, sever her leg with a scimitar and drown her in the fondue pot. Eat her head as an entrée.
#9) Do NOT take no for an answer when you ask her up to your place on the first date. Just punch her and drag her up to your place by her hair if she causes a fuss.
#10) I can’t stress the importance of this one enough. If you get up to your place, and she begins to have second thoughts about sex, do NOT listen to her. Slit her throat and have sex with her corpse. Some may say necrophilia is immoral, but it might be the difference between sex and masturbation.
Walk forth as enlightened individuals.
If you need tools for disposal of cumbersome items, email:
[email protected]
#1) Do NOT follow the woman with a pitchfork. Also, do NOT throw the pitchfork at the woman to slow her down.
#2) Avoid phrases like:
“Suck my dick or die”
“What’s your sign, so I can engrave your tombstone!!”
“50 bucks or death, whaddya say?”
#3) Do NOT pick a woman up on the first date. If you do, run her over and ransack her house before the date.
#4) Do NOT hold the waiter at knife point when she suggests giving him a tip.
#5) Do NOT let her program the CD player. If she objects to Winger, stab her and throw her body in a ditch.
#6) Do NOT engage in small talk. Simply removing the woman’s tongue can remedy this potentially serious situation.
#7) Do NOT cremate women on the first date.
#8) Some women look down on excessive alcohol intake. Do NOT tolerate backtalk. If she says anything, sever her leg with a scimitar and drown her in the fondue pot. Eat her head as an entrée.
#9) Do NOT take no for an answer when you ask her up to your place on the first date. Just punch her and drag her up to your place by her hair if she causes a fuss.
#10) I can’t stress the importance of this one enough. If you get up to your place, and she begins to have second thoughts about sex, do NOT listen to her. Slit her throat and have sex with her corpse. Some may say necrophilia is immoral, but it might be the difference between sex and masturbation.
Walk forth as enlightened individuals.
If you need tools for disposal of cumbersome items, email:
[email protected]
