For some reason I can't stop beating off.

[misguided03]

^^^^
it's starting to interfere with simple tasks like eating.

 

[jnevin]

Lick your palms when you're done. Problem solved.

 

[Smurfy]

So, who touched you in your bathing suit spot when you were little?

 

[misguided03]

I've tried everything nut I just keep beating that shit like it owes me money

 

[pdaddyII]

Are you 15?

 

[zwhit]

this was a piss poor example of a parody thread

 

[misguided03]

Stfu zwhit your a piss poor example of a man

 

[zwhit]

lol i like u

 

[misguided03]

 

[just...v]

Either LHJO or learn to eat with your left hand, problem solved.

 

[PICK3]

^^^^
it's starting to interfere with simple tasks like eating.

yet you can still post effortlessly

 

[Smokescreen]

Dude! Since leaving my wife it seems that's all I do. Is beat it off! LOL It's for training purposes really. Getting ready for that "day" when it comes out of the dugout to go batter up! Can't imagine what's going to happen now when I try this PT-141 stuff. Jesus!

 

[misguided03]

I post using my tongue on iPhone while seamlessly downloading hawt porn on comp

 

[uamaverick]

Several years after hitting my pubes, I started jacking it with my left hand. I don't know what triggered it, but ever since then I prefer the left hand. Then again, my dick is so huge I have to double up, so it doesn't really matter too much.

 

[CoBra666]

i like to roll from side to side on my on stomach squishing my boner on the floor. try it. u just gotta move your balls out of the way but when u get the sweet spot you will know

 

[Sub-Zero]

i jack off sometiesm

 

[misguided03]

i like to roll from side to side on my on stomach squishing my boner on the floor. try it. u just gotta move your balls out of the way but when u get the sweet spot you will know

I'm getting pretty good I don't even have to really touch it anymore I can just about cum on command

 

[EarthRider]

thread fail

 

[spongebob]

so your idea of a threesome is when you use both hands?

 

[misguided03]

thread fail

Stfu mo your just jelous mine is big enough to jack off with out a microscope and tweezers

 

[CoBra666]

Sometimes I'd rather wank it. I can finish when I want and think about who I want

 

[misguided03]

Sometimes I'd rather wank it. I can finish when I want and think about who I want

I fully agree and I don't have to pretend to be interested in her day

 

[zwhit]

How did this shit thread make it past page one

 

[Smokescreen]

Sometimes I'd rather wank it. I can finish when I want and think about who I want

Yeah true. But nothing better than the real thing. I like it when they play "dress up". That really sparks things up.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i have the same debilitating problem. its really rough when i need to do something that requires two hands

 

[misguided03]

How did this shit thread make it past page one

Haven't we been over this already dimwhit ? If I want any lip out of you I will rattle my zipper.

 

[zwhit]

lol I'm bout to red the fck out of your ass

 

[just...v]

Haven't we been over this already dimwhit ? If I want any lip out of you I will rattle my zipper.

 

[zwhit]

Don't encourage this circle jerking cat dick mother fckr V

 

[Smokescreen]

Ok ENOUGH! That's it! I hereby order this thread officially CLOSED!

 

[CoBra666]

obviously real sex is great, but sometimes i get too much and need some wanking time.

 

[misguided03]

Yeah for about one week every month

 

[CoBra666]

meh, just gotta replace them bed sheets is all. i hate getting hammered and goin down on ragged out chicks. or once i thought i was eating out a chick and i was tonguing her butthole.

 

[misguided03]

meh, just gotta replace them bed sheets is all. i hate getting hammered and goin down on ragged out chicks. or once i thought i was eating out a chick and i was tonguing her butthole.

Bet that left you in a shitty mood