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Deus Ex Machina
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bikinimom said:
So you'd have your friend's penis attached to you?
For $500,000 would you trade with your best friend
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So you'd have your friend's penis attached to you?
Buddy_Christ
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bikinimom said:
i was thinkin the same thing when i read her post.....
trading dicks for $500K and it's a gaurenteed success and tax free money.....
i guess afterwards you'd really mean it when you said "i wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"
PIGEON-RAT
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no way
no way
bikinimom said:
Do you have a dick too?
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WalkingBeast said:
LOL, somehow i'm not really suprised either
PIGEON-RAT said:
In a second, as I said before. I would get the 500k, whoever got my dick would lose control of their life INSTANTLY. My dick has power that even the fallen angel covets. It savages my every attempt at controling my life. Always has.
As soon as my dick had ruined that fools life, I would charge 10 times the original to reverse the process.
As soon as my dick had ruined that fools life, I would charge 10 times the original to reverse the process.
Bikini Mod
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LOL!
I only clicked on the title without reading the initial post!
That is sooooooooooooo funny!!!
I had NO IDEA that "your best friend" was a dick! But thank you for pointing that out to me Mr Beast.
HEHeheheheheheheheheheeee
So now I guess the question would be more appropriate if we are talkin kitty for money swap. My kitty has gotten me into a considerable amount of trouble in the past (whose hasn't?) and 500K is a lot of dough... Haven't used the kitty in such a long time I have pretty much forgotten how... don't intend on using it any time soon....
REALLY need the money just now....
Tough decision.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think I would go with Chefwide on this one.
I only clicked on the title without reading the initial post!
That is sooooooooooooo funny!!!
I had NO IDEA that "your best friend" was a dick! But thank you for pointing that out to me Mr Beast.
HEHeheheheheheheheheheeee
So now I guess the question would be more appropriate if we are talkin kitty for money swap. My kitty has gotten me into a considerable amount of trouble in the past (whose hasn't?) and 500K is a lot of dough... Haven't used the kitty in such a long time I have pretty much forgotten how... don't intend on using it any time soon....
REALLY need the money just now....
Tough decision.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think I would go with Chefwide on this one.
Bikini Mod
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PIGEON-RAT said:
Too bad that some believe that a dick is the only qualification for possessing strength.
But I'll accept your compliment anyways!
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OK... no more elite until I get some sleep and my body settles down and functions better because my brain is obviously missing out on some vital nutrients.
I TOTALLY misunderstood and took the initial question out of context.
I didn't read the initial post and the rest is history! HEheheheheee
I feel really silly right about now.
Would I trade kitty's with another woman? NEVER! Not only is my kitty sweet, but it is visually stunning and SWEET JESUS can she function!
Would I trade my kitty for a penis? Hhhhhhhhhmmmm that is an interesting question to consider.... I have only known one man whose penis I might want - it was gorgeous and SWEET JESUS could it function!!!
*sniff*
It was so long ago, seems more like I hallucinated it though. But I digress....
But still, in the end after a weekend long of nearly constant "funning"... He was the one crying, "Uncle" - I was still ready to go.... But still I wonder what it would be like to blank the blankity-blank out of a chick.... I really do.
I TOTALLY misunderstood and took the initial question out of context.
I didn't read the initial post and the rest is history! HEheheheheee
I feel really silly right about now.
Would I trade kitty's with another woman? NEVER! Not only is my kitty sweet, but it is visually stunning and SWEET JESUS can she function!
Would I trade my kitty for a penis? Hhhhhhhhhmmmm that is an interesting question to consider.... I have only known one man whose penis I might want - it was gorgeous and SWEET JESUS could it function!!!
*sniff*
It was so long ago, seems more like I hallucinated it though. But I digress....
But still, in the end after a weekend long of nearly constant "funning"... He was the one crying, "Uncle" - I was still ready to go.... But still I wonder what it would be like to blank the blankity-blank out of a chick.... I really do.
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