Your penis? Surgically remove and re-attach each others. You would be guaranteed a successful operation, So there`s no "I could die during the operation" type answers.
I'm having a hard time preparing myself to let the doctors cut on my knee, and this operation is crucial in my ability to even be able to walk over the next few years.......
So as for the Pee Pee slashing..........I would have to say hell no........
$5,000,000 and we might talk.........after only being able to produce female offspring, I see no use for Herman The One Eyed German anyway.....................
Actually one of my best friends is the only person I know in real life thats over 10 inches. Looks like an elongated Tall Boy. He has real trouble having sex. Hurts most women. Very unsatisfying as well, as he almost never gets head, they cant get it in their mouth, never goes to the pool with us, he has a complex from all the stareing.
Fair question and a tough one at that. Genius I have to say, can't believe I've never thought of it. LOL 500K, I could tell my work and a lot of other people to fuck off permanently, but when it came right down to it, don't know if I could do such a thing. OUCH!