I agree, Florida is a place that not anyone can live in. You have to be kinda tough to deal with our absolutely brutal, beach weather and you can't be afraid of our big, bad insects.
OK, so you are in a place that has nothing except for huge rocks (mountains) that are always covered with snow. Furthermore, the oxygen there is so thin that there might as well be none at all.
Great! How is life with a shriveled penis 365 days a year? Sounds like you may be an expert?
LOL