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Florida Hurricans..God's Revenge?

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On our arrogance for starting an illegal war?

Three in a month and two more on the way. Notice the paths of major destruction through Florida and Alabam are all through heavily conservative regions of the country?

Is this a coincidence or is God pissed at us for killing over 15K innocent civillians in Iraq?

Pray you heathens! Pray and ask God for forgiveness of your embracing G. W. Bush as your Idol before the one true God.

Pray for Forgiveness of your embracing the War Pigs!

Pray because your sorry asses are about to get hit again.






peace
 
GREGORY said:
You're a fool.
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No, actually he's not.

On my trip to Texas, I was listening to some conservative religious stations along the way.

One night, while driving through Arkansas, I heard a pastor discussing the September 11th attacks (it happened to be anniversary that day), and his take on the whole affair was that 9-11 was a wakeup call from God. That God was sending a message to the American people that we had better listen to Him, or suffer the consequences.

He went on to say that he didn't mean to minimize the loss and suffering of those who died in that tragedy, but if we didn't take heed of this warning, then we all would perish.

If a so called man of the cloth can co-opt the nightmare that was 9-11-01, then why not see these hurricanes as a sign from God too?

You know some fool preacher is out there, telling his followers that Florida (or America) had it coming to them because they aren't following God's word.


Can I get an AMEN?
 
FreeballinDC said:
No, actually he's not.

On my trip to Texas, I was listening to some conservative religious stations along the way.

One night, while driving through Arkansas, I heard a pastor discussing the September 11th attacks (it happened to be anniversary that day), and his take on the whole affair was that 9-11 was a wakeup call from God. That God was sending a message to the American people that we had better listen to Him, or suffer the consequences.

He went on to say that he didn't mean to minimize the loss and suffering of those who died in that tragedy, but if we didn't take heed of this warning, then we all would perish.

If a so called man of the cloth can co-opt the nightmare that was 9-11-01, then why not see these hurricanes as a sign from God too?

You know some fool preacher is out there, telling his followers that Florida (or America) had it coming to them because they aren't following God's word.


Can I get an AMEN?
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I have seen the light!!
 
Cool

Then God was angry and limited his punishment to the southern USA.

He is just and merciful
 
"Lobest then the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch at thy foe, and being blown to tiny bits, he snuffeth."
 
God : What are you doing now?
King Arthur : Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God : Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
 
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
 
Aye, that is the one.
 
FreeballinDC said:
Well, God can't be that merciful and just, Sodda... I mean, Miami is still standing.
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Maybe....just maybe God really does like Gay people. That town has queer eye all over it.
 
LOL Gods revenge.. if there was a god dont you think he has an entire universe to run and probably isnt too stressed over some piddly little war..


hell there are probably advanced alien species right now.. blowing up entire solar systems because they dont like the color of each others tentacles.
 
Milo Hobgoblin said:
LOL Gods revenge.. if there was a god dont you think he has an entire universe to run and probably isnt too stressed over some piddly little war..


hell there are probably advanced alien species right now.. blowing up entire solar systems because they dont like the color of each others tentacles.
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That is so freakin cooL!!!!

Mostly Harmless
 
It could be God's revenge. Or it could just be the Earth's climate cycle of global warming preceeding the next ice age.




Either way, Florida and the southeast US are fucked.
 
Even Cuban fags with horse teeth don't hang out there anymore.

Miami = washed up.
 
AAP said:
Even Cuban fags with horse teeth don't hang out there anymore.

Miami = washed up.
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yea and I wouldn't be surprised if they try to secede(sp?) in the near future LOL
I think the only thing holding Miami together is UofM. Of that place wasn't there, it might as well change it's name to little Havana
 
Delinquent said:
yea and I wouldn't be surprised if they try to secede(sp?) in the near future LOL
I think the only thing holding Miami together is UofM. Of that place wasn't there, it might as well change it's name to little Havana
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You got that right.

It *used* to be a happening city, however all the euro-trash and non-English speaking refugees now have it driven into the ground.
 
I think God is still pissed that Floridans were to dumb to know how to punch their voting cards correctly.

This is just a timely reminder. If you fuck up again this year he;s really going to be pissed.
 
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