This post made my day and week. You are going to force me to make love to you. ***singing*** (YOU MADE ME LOVE YOUUUUU. I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT).
As for keeping you dry, ummmm I have some ideas that can help keep us both dry. Well sort of..... Incredible hot steamy peeling the paint off the walls love making doesn't count as being wet, does it?