My god, I have a boner.
Captains log stardate 7/23/46/9000 rounded off to the nearest destined point.
I have a boner. It's a good boner, it's not showing up through my pant leg. However I must admit I would love to ram it into that luscious looking counselor over there. I need a little help with this boner problem counsler. heh. All I know is that I'll tear this universe another black hole if I have to... you know why? BECAUSE I"VE GOT TO MISTER!!!!