Finance/Money/Investing Question.

[eat big]

So I've been working at UBS for a while and want to start messing around with some dough. Play dough that is. Is there a site where I can set up an account, put some monopoly or play money in my account and mess with it?

 

[the_clockwork]

My 401k is through UBS. How is the european market doing?

 

[eat big]

My 401k is through UBS. How is the european market doing?

My boss is working on getting about $15 million in retirement funds and all we worked on today was 401k's.

European market I assume isn't doing well today with the Russia-US situation.

 

[eat big]

Another funny story is some douche intern there told me he just bought some shares of Berkshire-Hathaway and I laughed in his face. Idiot.

 

[gotmilk]

Get me some UBS MTN contracts....slightly seasoned in the low 60's. I work with a pension fund buyer who will S/B/P immediately

 

[eat big]

Get me some UBS MTN contracts....slightly seasoned in the low 60's. I work with a pension fund buyer who will S/B/P immediately

Send me your clients contact info and I will show it to my boss.

 

[gotmilk]

PM me an email address and I'll shoot you some info late tonight

I keep running into joker brokers who cannot produce. Last fool tried to add an extra 1% commission to a contract he didn't even own.

 

[flex229]

he coulda bought some Class B shares.

Another funny story is some douche intern there told me he just bought some shares of Berkshire-Hathaway and I laughed in his face. Idiot.

 

[the_clockwork]

Another funny story is some douche intern there told me he just bought some shares of Berkshire-Hathaway and I laughed in his face. Idiot.

I own 100 shares of it

 

[Jon79]

I own 100 shares of it

fuck you

that would be worth 10,925,020

at today's close

thats why the chick was on you