Finally Found A Stud....

[LOVING]

AFTER GETTING OFF THIS BORING CHATROOM LAST NIGHT, I FOUND A STUD THROUGH NIGHT EXCHANGE TO COME OVER AND OFFER SERVICE.

HE MADE IT OUT JUST BEFORE MY HUSBAND CAME IN. I'M STILL IN PAIN FROM ALL THE HEAVY ACTION.

 

[WODIN]

Nice one steel...try to undo that caps lock key would ya?

 

[LOVING]

WODIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

ALL I KNOW IS I'M TIRED OF BEING A HOUSEWIFE THAT MUST FUCK AROUND ON MY HUBBY WHILE HE IS AWAY.

I NEED ADVENTURE..EXCITEMENT...THAT I HAVEN'T HAD SINCE MY ARGENTINE DAYS.

 

[WODIN]

You are in a shovel the shit frame of reference today! That's for sure...

 

[Gilbyag]

AFTER GETTING OFF WITH THIS BROOM HANDLE LAST NIGHT, I FOUND A STUD STICKING THROUGH THE WALL, I HAD TO CUM ALL OVER IT, WHAT SERVICE.

THEN I MADE OUT IT WITH IT JUST BEFORE MY HUSBAND CAME IN. I'M STILL IN PAIN FROM ALL THE HEAVY ACTION.

really...

 

[decibel]

and your name is "loving"?

 

[WODIN]

Loving,

Care to share some of the details of your encounter with the board?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Thick is not at work today....hhhhmmmm.....

 

[LOVING]

WELL, HE CAME OVER. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT OF PASSION, AND WE GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.

HE WAS VERY EXOTIC, TOO. BUT MY HUSBAND CAME IN THIS MORNING AND WANTED TO MAKE LOVE, SO I HAD TO GIVE IT UP TWICE IN ONE DAY.

I FEEL REALLY REALLY SORE.......YIKES.

 

[LOVING]

GIOVANNI WAS A LITTLE, WELL, LETS SAY, ALOT MORE ENDOWED THAN MY HUSBAND.