Damn...this thread is stupid...yet surprisingly thought-provoking. I have a little leftover clen syrup...and am considering adding a little every day to the aquarium to see if the big fat goldfish get leaner. Also, I am pondering buying a hamster and giving it 1/8 of a tab of D-bol 3 times a day, adding some resistance to his wheel, and seeing if I can get him jakked (I'd shave him down, of course, so that musculature would be more apparent). DAMN YOU, juicehead....look at what you've driven me to thinking about!!!