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fight story PART II!

stfu_m0f0

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the bruce lee story begins...

ok, this was about a year ago... i was at a club, and i was chilling with my friends when this bitch, goes who the fuck are you!? and i snap, and tell the bitch off for like 10minutes, than she goes "i'm going to get my brother to kick your ass!", so i snap again, and i tell the bitch "go get him so i can kick his ass, than yours!", than she goes, "is that a threat", and i'm like "no bitch that's a fucking promise!". anyway, the bitch shut her mouth, than 2-3 wks later, my friend got jumped, so me and my friends come down in packs to his house, and we chill for a while, so it's around 10pm, and we get to a corner store, and this car pulls up slow.. so they call my name like 10 times, and i get to the car, and the first thing i do is stick my head all the way in.. their were 4 people in the car. the guy in the drivers seat looks at me, and says "yo, my sister told me you were talking shit!", so it takes me a while to remember who the fuck he was talking about.. and i go "oh, that chic who was sucking my dick!", and his face turns red :mad:, and he says "don't talk about my sister", and i give him the bird :finger: and walk away, and i hear his car door opening so i run over, and push the door close, and i walk away laughing.. my friends put there shit down ready for a fight.. he runs at my from behind but stops half way, and says "don't let me fight a kid younger than me!", so i look back and say "don't let fuck you up in front of your frat boys..", so pushes me, than the second time i slap his hands away and push him.. i put my shit down, and i step back on top the sidewalk. he comes up, and his friends' come out, so i put my fists up.. and his friend is like "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HE'S GOING TO PUNCH YOU!", and i start to laugh.. than he tries to push me, but i shoot in at him, drop him, and he get's up and laughs, so i look at him hard, and he says your lucky i'm older than you, and him and his friends walk away.


sequel/next part coming up..
 
Oh, the crazy shananigans you and your friends get into when you escape from the "assisted living for the mentally handicapped" home.
 
Where in gods name did you find that picture? I cannot stop laughing. Look at his shoes. lol

Take it down, that is just wrong. God thats funny.




##spiderbaby##
 
##spiderbaby## said:
Where in gods name did you find that picture? I cannot stop laughing. Look at his shoes. lol

Take it down, that is just wrong. God thats funny.




##spiderbaby##

Does anybody have the link of that guy's website? Lost it...
 
stfu_m0f0 said:
im 17, and it's a teen club... :finger:

I fogot who actually said it first, but:
:finger: is the sign of power, superiority, and leadership. It is the symbol of amaf. Respect it my fellow bretheren.
 
stfu_m0f0 said:
the bruce lee story begins...
"my friends put there shit down ready for a fight.... i put my shit down"



At least he is good with punctuation. Hey amaf..............what is "the shit" that you and your boys need to keep putting down??? It seems like you guys are always carrying "shit" and need to put it down in pressing moments. Is this "shit" valuable?, a source of power?, some kind of holy karma?, or is it just useless "shit" that is easy to get rid of just in case? I have many more questions.


:-)


T
 
dude, you should of pulled yo gat up out yo dickies and pistol whipped that foo. when him and his boys were down on the ground bleeding, you should have pulled out your dick and a joint. shouldve started pissing on em while lighting that j up at the same time, then tell em something like gangstah life representing, beeeeeeeyatch... yeah, that would have been real cool.
 
mOFO you remind me of that scene in Austin Powers where Dr Evils son Scott is telling the story about him and his friend sweet J getting into trouble at the arcade.keep up those teenage hijinks ya crazy pirate!
 
Almighty... you are one funny mutha' fucka... I'd give you more Karma.. .but apparently I can't.

These stories are pretty hilarious... if it was an actual movie screenplay, you'd be jumping from scene to scene and local to local with the snap of a finger... like m0f0 would be in the club, then a split second he'd be in the parking lot... and "THAN"...

C:rolleyes:
 
Message to The Almighty

Bro I like your pictures and all, but they are starting to scare me.

Where the hell are you getting pictures of that guy dress in all different colours and shit?

I hope its not you bro... LOL
 
>Bro I like your pictures and all, but they are starting to scare me.

Where the hell are you getting pictures of that guy dress in all different colours and shit?

I hope its not you bro... LOL<

Ditto!:D
 
"is that a threat", and i'm like "no bitch that's a fucking promise!"


Haha I love this guy, m0f0 you truly are an asset to this board I don't know why they keep banning you.
 
Re: Message to The Almighty

Adaptek said:
Bro I like your pictures and all, but they are starting to scare me.

Where the hell are you getting pictures of that guy dress in all different colours and shit?

I hope its not you bro... LOL

I wish it was me. m0f0, as you can see from his photos, is a pretty intimidating guy.
As I stated before, the pics are coming from his family photo album, which I obtained after shagging his mother a few times.
 
fight story PART III

like i always say, everything i post on this board is not B/S. if i lied i would be george, but i'm not.. so never say i do.


slinky, i seriously think those are almighty's pics.. :D :D
 
LOL! Funny shit!

M0f0, you should really consider working as a bouncer at Chucky Cheese or Toys are Us!! You would be one hell of a bad man!
 
stfu_m0f0 said:
and him and his friends walk away.



What the fuck happened to their car? Did you perform a little belly-to-belly suplex action on their Toyota as well?

BTW, I dug up a quote from your uou persona and added it to my sig. I think its fuckin priceless!
 
stfu_m0f0=>slinky, i seriously think those are almighty's pics.. <

I think he wants to be you, or maybe he just feel almighty when he put on he's best dress :D
 
Slinky Wizard said:
stfu_m0f0=>slinky, i seriously think those are almighty's pics.. <

I think he wants to be you, or maybe he just feel almighty when he put on he's best dress :D

Who doesnt wanna be m0f0? Thats the question. I only wish I had his wardrobe.
 
Amaf you just keep getting better my freind.

George will never keep a hero like you down!

I have not posted here for a couple of days but just can not believe the amount of your famous quotes in people signatures LOL

You are the star of the board!
 
The Almighty said:
Snapshot of m0f0 with his hands raised ready to fight the frat boy:


oh man i cant stop laughin..................... my fuckin stomach hurts i'm laughin so hard.......i think im gonna shit my pants...........................:D :D :D :D :D


peace bb79
 
The Almighty said:


Its not a site. It is from m0f0's family photo album obtained by me personally during an affair I had with m0f0's mother.

Who is that fruit, really, that is in your avatar? Good lord....

YUM
 
The Almighty said:
Snapshot of m0f0 with his hands raised ready to fight the frat boy:

Almighty, I don't know who the hell that freak is in those pictures you keep posting, but please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, stop posting them. Take that god damn picture off your profile. Don't post any likeness of that sick fucking freak again. I BEG OF YOU - they are freaking me the fuck out! :sick:

That man and his image should be exiled, outlawed, banned, expunged, and henceforth removed from this earth forever and ever amen.
 
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