fellow pimps, i need help with this

[big_bad_buff]

this hot chick i know sent me a picture of herself holding a red rose, i need some pimped out ryme to send her.

roses are red, viliets are blue....somehting something blah blah blah

finish this for me, i can't think of shit. nothing old and gay please! half her face is covered by this huge rose if this helps. but yeah she's a looker.

 

[jeremys]

just get some lyrics to a song

 

[supersizeme]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am big_bad_buff, a rose wrapped in a poem.
I like Care Bears, too!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Last week my mommy taught me
How to tie my own shoe.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I long to be ass naked
And smeared with your poo.

use any one of these and your golden. i'd be out buying condoms after i sent her the poem.

 

[FFN]

rosed are red, violets are blue
if your butthole has hair
i'll mow it for you

 

[Paulos]

I'll help you out son.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I want to stick my 3 inch penis
Inside of you.


What is her name BTW? I need more info.

 

[Paulos]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I was circumcised at Birth
Because I'm a jew.

 

[Paulos]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now get on your knees
and guzzle my spew.

 

[Paulos]

roses are red, viliets are blue....somehting something blah blah blah

Viliets...LOL. Dumbfuck.

 

[Puc]

Beauty obscuring beauty presents an odd enigma.
How to complete the scene without fracturing their bond?
How to fully cathect the image and its moment in time?
Perhaps if i was closer, or between...

or...

i want to put my pee pee in yer poopoo

 

[solidj55]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your cunt is a hairy mess
It smells like a dirty shoe

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to masturbate
In my Poo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to Tea Bag
Hopefully you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When no one is looking
I taste my gew

 

[sigweed]

Beauty obscuring beauty presents an odd enigma.
How to complete the scene without fracturing their bond?
How to fully cathect the image and its moment in time?
Perhaps if i was closer, or between...

or...

i want to put my pee pee in yer poopoo

just as long as its not hairy

if hairy, please refer to FFN's poem

 

[DownUnder23]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now get on your knees
and guzzle my spew.

we have a winner

 

[flex123]

Re: Re: fellow pimps, i need help with this

Viliets...LOL. Dumbfuck.

LMFAO

 

[KAYNE]

YOU DONT HAVE TO SEND HER SOME RHYMES MAN, JUST TELL HER WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART. IF IT RHYMES, THEN GOOD. BUT JUST TELL HER WHAT YOU ARE FEELING.


IF THIS IS JUST SOME CHICK YOU WONT TO HIT, THEN DONT WASTE ANY ENERGY THINKING OF GOOD SHIT TO SAY.




KAYNE

 

[flex123]

YOU DONT HAVE TO SEND HER SOME RHYMES MAN, JUST TELL HER WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART. IF IT RHYMES, THEN GOOD. BUT JUST TELL HER WHAT YOU ARE FEELING.


IF THIS IS JUST SOME CHICK YOU WONT TO HIT, THEN DONT WASTE ANY ENERGY THINKING OF GOOD SHIT TO SAY.




KAYNE

Thinking of something to rhyme and send her would be the right direction if he wants to hit it.

 

[KAYNE]

Thinking of something to rhyme and send her would be the right direction if he wants to hit it.

NAHH, IF IT IS A CHICK THAT HE IS INTERESTED IN (I.E..A GOOD CHICK), THEN HONESTY IS THE BEST WAY IMO.

BUT IF IT IS JUST SOME CHICK THAT HE WANTS TO HIT (I.E..A SLUT), THEN WHY WASTE A GOOD, HONEST LETTER ON HER!!!




KAYNE

 

[WarriorPL]

Great rhymes!

 

[big_bad_buff]

hahah great guys. out of all the replies not a single serious one lol. nah i just met this chick a while ago, and i thought it be cool just to send a quick roses are red etc rhyme, because she was holding one. i could care less really, just thought i would be nice sweet and witty for once lol. thanks for the help Paulos, you dirty tampon

 

[KAYNE]

hahah great guys. out of all the replies not a single serious one lol.

MY FIRST POST WAS SERIOUS. ACTUALLY, ALL OF MY REPLIES ON HERE WERE SERIOUS. YOU MAY NOT HAVE TAKEN THEM SERIOUSLY, BUT I WAS BEING SERIOUS. LOL



KAYNE

 

[big_bad_buff]

MY FIRST POST WAS SERIOUS. ACTUALLY, ALL OF MY REPLIES ON HERE WERE SERIOUS. YOU MAY NOT HAVE TAKEN THEM SERIOUSLY, BUT I WAS BEING SERIOUS. LOL

KAYNE

yeah, i was just wanting to send a roses are red rhyme because she was holding a red rose in the picture see sent me, thought it be pretty tight. i'm a pretty straight forward guy, not into all that poem jazz.... a long poem or saying i want to jack your asshole would probably be out of place and to early like everyone elses advice thanks bro.

 

[68GT350]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Holding that rose,
I'm thinking of you.

Your beauty surreal,
perfection by god.
breathless, I ask
"Please swallow my wad."

Joking...Here's the real second verse.

The elegant rose,
it's beauty doesn't compare.
As I gaze upon you,
my lungs are lost of all air.

 

[Norman Bates]

Roses are red,
a dark crimson hue,
after i set up your pics on the inet,
so will be you.

 

[chiba102]

here....

WHY IS IT THAT HEARTS ARE SO EASY TO BREAK
WHEN LOVE ISN'T EASY FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE
THIS IS A PROBLEM I THINK OF A LOT
BUT AN ANSWER I HAVE NOT GOT
WHEN SOMEONE'S IN LOVE THEY GIVE EVERYTHING
THEMSELVES, THEIR POSSESSIONS, SOMETIMES A RING
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THINGS FALL APART
TREMORS SO LARGE THEY GO OFF THE CHART

YOU SUDDENLY FIND YOURSELF IN A PIT
WITH NO OBVIOUS WAY OUT OF IT
YOU CANNOT GET OUT IT'S TO STEEP A CLIMB
EACH TIME YOU TRY YOU FALL BACK IN THE SLIME
IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN'T GET OUT AT ALL
YOU MUST GET OUT BUT NOT UP THE WALL
A PATH MUST BE FOUND TO START A NEW LIFE
FREE OF THE HASSLES AND ALL OF THE STRIFE

SUDDENLY DOORS WILL OPEN AROUND YOU
THEN IT IS YOUR CHOICE WHICH TO GO THROUGH
STAND UP TALL AND PROUD
TELL EVERYONE ONE THING OUT LOUD
YOU CAN KNOCK ME DOWN AND I'LL RISE AGAIN
YOU CAN BREAK MY HEART IT WILL MEND AGAIN
IN THE FACE OF TROUBLE AND EVEN DEFEAT
I ALWAYS COME UP SMELLING OF ROSES SWEET!

 

[chiba102]

Or try....

I see the roses
I watch them bloom
And as they bloom
I think of you
Looking into my eyes
As I was looking back
In your eyes, I saw myself
To you, I seemed so beautiful
Everything seemed so true
But then I woke up
And the flowers died
It was all a lie
It seemed so true
Because...
I think...
I think I'm in love with you...

Draw an illustration
Paint a dream
Picking petals of your heart
Isn't as easy as it seems

Looking for that perfect one
Whom I will give my heart to
I've been longing for your love
And now I've found you

Kiss me tenderly
Love me fast
My life may not
Be the longest to last

 

[chiba102]

Or....


Roses with their Beauty and Grace
Put a smile upon each face
When given to someone you hold dear
You've given them a smile that lasts
All Year!!

 

[KAYNE]

PERSONALIZING THE POEM JUST FOR HER IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA. THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE LIKES, IDIOSYNCRASIES THAT YOU NOTICE AND LIKE ABOUT HER OR THAT MAKE HER DIFFERENT. STUFF LIKE THAT.

WOMEN LOVE THEY TYPE OF STUFF. MOST DO ANYWAY. LETS THEM KNOW YOU PAY ATTENTION AND NOTICE THINGS ABOUT THEM. LETS THEM KNOW YOU CARE.


AFTER READING SOME OF THESE SUGGESTION, I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. DONT MAKE IT KORNY. MAKE IT ORIGINAL I.E...FROM YOU.





KAYNE

 

[big_bad_buff]

yeah, i types something up real quick, and was just about to send it, then she got online, so i didn't even send it...ended up just telling her she made my loins eck! j/k just said she looked gorgeous, and the rose complemented her even more so, etc etc yada yada blow it out yor arse. she's definitely a cutie!