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FATHER'S JOBS
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All
the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little
Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Cleveland Browns, but
I was too embarrassed to say so."
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All
the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little
Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Cleveland Browns, but
I was too embarrassed to say so."
