Fat

[satanic goatslayer]

Fat
Too heavy for the laundromat
Long lost lovers all flat
Attraction factor that of a rat
Beat them with a baseball bat
Grind their faces into a coarse sandpaper mat
Castrate them and throw them into a used Fiat
Then drag them back out and flog them like a gnat
With an anvil give their heads a pat
Cut their genitals out like a cat
Trying to urinate like "drat!"
It hurt like a bitch when they sat
Mangle their bodies with a cleaver like that

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Jack
Asked him for his bags to pack
Started giving me flack
Shoved a sharpened dowel through his back
Then kicked him in the chest until he started to hack
He told me I was wack
So I chopped off his nose and threw it in a sack
He puked up some bile - I think - it was black
Strapped him to a rack
His eyes punctured with a tack
Gave him a lobotomy- something that he lacked
He yelled "Holla in da heezy" just like Kak
Shoved him on the railroad track
Then cut his bowels out and shoved them in my backpack

 

[Rico]

Your girl will emote
From those words that you wrote
Cause she's big as a boat
And she smells like a goat
And I hope you don't gloat
When I send you this note
Errr...Cause at least you're sorta funny, right?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Cry
You don't want to die
Face mangled by a sai
Drinking your blood with rye
Giving my car the eye
Through the windshield you fly
Ugly fucking guy
The amount of teeth left equals Pi
Mercy is something that you cannot buy
Why?
No time to explain, your limbs to tie
Cut your throat in half, oh my
Two chunks left like a Gemini

 

[Rico]

Hangin out on the street with my homies........
Sippin down some beer with the cronies......

So that was pretty good, huh.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Lawd ha mercy.