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Strongbow

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are hard to kidnapp. Discuss> I am bored>.
 
I guess I will start. Even if you get them into the trunk, it will not close. Your Busted.
 
You're limited in your rate of escape on how fast they can move, because you can't carry them.
 
You cant roll in a sub compact getaway car or even a sporty sedan, you almost got to go SUV. Hard to get away driving a BUS>
 
Ransom at $$$ per lb. you get more for your investment if they're fat.
Unless, of course, you have to dispose of them. Then you're stuck with the bill.:chainsaw:
 
They may end up falling in love with you and even after you release them they'll text you all through the night
 
i would not want to struggle with them much bc they smell. plus they sweat alot.
True Dat, If you were holding them for ransome you would spend all your profit feeding their ass to keep um live.
 
Ummmh ... we've already discussed that
OH my Bad Didn't realize that. Forgivness my brutha I beg for yor forgivness.. Fat people are gassy wouldn/t want to keep one in a confined space.:worried:
 
LOL Oh yeah the one fugging reason to kidnapp a fat person. If you wanna make you fugging HOMO women suite. HOly Shit that was funny.
 
You would have to help their fat ass use the toilet if you had them tied up, Fugging Disgusting.
 
i'm being e-stalked by like 4 hippos (250+) on facebook....
i'm not enthralled.
250+ per chick. What do you have a fucking 20 piece Bucket of KFC tied around you neck? Maybe a few biscuits in that bucket too HUH? My condolences young bro, I have a sign on my forehand that says FAT People stay the fuck away from me.
 
very muscular. you compete?
Naw not at this time, but maybe in a year or so. I think I could do okay right now, just dont know if I wanna stay this big or cut down some.
 
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