Fat people stink, or so I'm told.

[CollegeKid2]

sheer genius..

http://ryanpluta.tripod.com/planetplutairule/id107.html

"If I owned a nightclub I would definitely weed out all of the fat bitches. The entrance would have a scale and a thin door. You have to stand on the scale to enter. For chicks you get in free. ONLY IF YOU ARE 110 POUNDS OR LESS. The other fat bitches get weighed and whatever their weight is over 110 pounds, that's your cover charge. 200 pounds? $90 cover charge fatty. Can't fit through the door? Lose some weight you slob! This will ensure that guys will not have to deal with cock-blocking pigs at my bar. Only hot chicks or rich fat bitches will be there for all of the men to choose from. You don't like the rules, there will be a treadmill next to the scale. Get on it fatty and maybe someday you can get the cover charge reduced and fit through the door. Until then, pay up hog!

By the way, if you are deemed fat by the scale, you are not allowed to dance in my club. That's just fucking gross! If you enter the dance floor illegally, I have trap doors that are weight activated. Any fat on the floor drops into my pit of hungry sharks."

 

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how often are you replacing the shocks?

She looks like a load of white elephant shit.

I loath her… She calls 15X per day. My wife feels bad for her but she is relentless. Calls 2AM in the morning because she “figured” we would be up. The wife said that she is a little weary of me because she knows that unlike everyone else I’ll rip her a new asshole.

 

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Here’s another thing. Say ANYTHING that can be looked at as making fun of her and she gets defensive. I told her to sit in the back because the captain’s chair can’t support her. She said, “Are you making fun of me because I am fat”. Was this the queue that I was supposed to back off and let her in the front? I said “No, but this chair was designed to support 1 person not 3”.

She came over and took an old wooden dining room chair and went to sit on it. I was like WHOA! No you don’t! I’m afraid to sit on it. She would have made kindling out of it.

Then I hear the speech about hormone problems and I can’t help it. I tell her, “ Do you know why I am 30 pounds overweight? Because I eat like a slob and I don’t know enough not to stuff my face. So don’t bullshit me about hormone problems”

That hormone excuse is for about 1% of them. I’m sorry but she eats 2 Whoppers as a snack. Don’t bullshit me and expect me to bend over backwards because you are out of control.

 

[ohashi]

Wait, are you fat too?

 

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Need to drop about 25 to be in the low teens in bf% but not some slob. Solid like a box 220 pounds.

 

[ohashi]

Ah, then telling her to shut her fat-hole was an obvious and a correct decision on your part.

 

[RedHotX]

Reading about fat people
and their worthless excuses
makes me get a
tingling, warm, fuzzy feeling
inside.

At least I
know that I am
better off than them.




RedHotX

 

[Spruceman]

If she weights that much, she should have to ride in the bed of the truck balanced over the rear axle. Or tell her "you cant get in my truck because it you would make it exceed the licensed GVWR" or "If you ride in my truck, the gross weight will require me to get a CDL"

 

[molnii]

how often are you replacing the shocks?

fuckin funny!!

SAD that I'm 178 right now so I guess I'm FAT also....