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So I am leaving GNC after tanning and picking up some cranberry extract and vitex, as I am heading out to my car I see in slow motion the absurdity that is fat girls. Packed into what looked like some type of cheap import 4-door sedan is a herd of three fat girls no doubt on there way to a near by feeding station. They are crossing what is a huge parking lot and most likely carelessly paying no attention to the world around them suddenly slam into some drunken fool traveling on a bike. Now if anyone has been to Newark Delaware then you know that some idiot hick with a mullet (the nature boy would be so proud) and blue blockers riding home from the liquor store on his bicycle rocking a Nascar t-shirt from Kmart is a common site around these parts.
So down he goes with bottle in hand, stunned but still moving unaware of what has just transpired. Then it happens, the herd emerges as candy rappers and diet coke bottles come flying out of the vehicle. Now any normal human being would have taken this lard of human abyss to task for basically paying no attention to her surroundings, but this man seemed to be content on the fact that his bottle did not break. So after a brief conversation that hardly resembled English from his part, and the rebuttal of "oh my god are you o.k. mister" off he went dazed and confused, and thus I sat in my car laughing at the world I live in these days and the mess that most of the time is fat girls.
So down he goes with bottle in hand, stunned but still moving unaware of what has just transpired. Then it happens, the herd emerges as candy rappers and diet coke bottles come flying out of the vehicle. Now any normal human being would have taken this lard of human abyss to task for basically paying no attention to her surroundings, but this man seemed to be content on the fact that his bottle did not break. So after a brief conversation that hardly resembled English from his part, and the rebuttal of "oh my god are you o.k. mister" off he went dazed and confused, and thus I sat in my car laughing at the world I live in these days and the mess that most of the time is fat girls.
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