Fascinating AIM Exchange from Yesterday

[Nathan]

I want a pet moose. He could carry me everywhere I wanted to go and I could cut pieces of him off to eat when I got hungry. Those things are gigantic so the pieces would grow back and he'd be fine.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Once again, some AIM handles have been changed to protect the innocent:

Donnybasbl: Getting checked out a lot today. I must look extra super-terrific. For a Tuesday.
MrsBasbl: oh yeah……the gays really love you.
Donnybasbl: ummmm……no……women.
MrsBasbl: ……………
Donnybasbl: We’re not talking the pick of the litter, here, though
MrsBasbl: Homeless women?
Donnybasbl: close…….mostly old and messy
Donnybasbl: I am pretty……
Donnybasbl: Oh so pretty…….
Donnybasbl: I am pretty and pretty………
MrsBasbl: Cayate!!!!!!!!!
Donnybasbl: and heterosexual
Donnybasbl: That’s not right.
MrsBasbl: The baby thinks you’re retarded
Donnybasbl: I am.
MrsBasbl: Well then.
Donnybasbl: okay
MrsBasbl: bye

 

[slickdadd]

My farts are so smelly right now. I am pretty sure the smell signifies that they are very concentrated, which I assume means they could probably be used for a fuel of some sort. Therefore I am probably literally farting money out of my ass. Nonetheless, I keep smelling them and enjoying it.

 

[lamamacita]

best post ever!

 

[MarthaStewart]

I love HG Ponyrider's new avantar.

always beautiful.

 

[WODIN]

Smart baby...

 

[beastboy]

Your wife is a saint.

 

[the nature boy]

how does one have an IM conversation with himself?

 

[TheProject]

Better than birthday threads.