farts=shitting yuor pants

[The Sun Devil]

i hate when i fart and i get shit stains.....fucking pisses me off.....

 

[longarms]

Skid marks suck!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

hate? no way. LOVE IT. party in my pants - clean-up is just part of the after party.

 

[ZKaudio]

this has never happened to me once in my entire life.

 

[louden_swain]

i go commando. . .

 

[machaveli]

read my "ultimate drunk story"

 

[rjl296]

read my "ultimate drunk story"

LOL

 

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Once..

I was 13 or so...

Had to let loose a massive fart and as a 13 year old dope pushed it hard to make my opinion known. Well, I had the shits and didn't know it...

Ran home from school! Funny as hell today.

 

[dusty2]

You know they sell adult diapers. SO GO GET SOME!

 

[mekannik]

stupid thread. come back with something original and funny.