Farting Facts

[big_bad_buff]

did you know when you smell a fart, it's tiny particles of shit your breathing in, that came out of your anal hole. makes you think next time you smell someones fart

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
http://www.ifarted.com/DS.asp?D=FartFacts&TTL=Fart+Facts

 

[HumorMe]

I can't read that page without busting out in laughter.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I just farted. Since I've been eating good, maybe it will be organic and nutritious to inhale.

 

[hardrock]

My favorite,

The Don King Fart:
The farter is nearly knocked out by his own fart -- and is left with the Don King hairdo and wide-eyed look.

 

[bullett]

did you know when you smell a fart, it's tiny particles of shit your breathing in, that came out of your anal hole. makes you think next time you smell someones fart

LMAO...."Anal Hole"

Laughing My Anal Hole Off..........

 

[theoak01]

I learned that 4% of a fart smells

Im actually spraying the air with the fragrence of ass at the moment

 

[HumorMe]

I learned that 4% of a fart smells

If that's true, then I am glad!

I couldn't imagine what it would smell like if maybe 10% of it smelled.

 

[theoak01]

wouldnt that just suck

 

[HumorMe]

They must have had somebody fart into a funnel that leads into some kind of machine like a breathalyzer to determine that!

What does your daddy do? He grades farts for a living.

 

[coldblue1955]

so in other words i'm eating shit right?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Definitely in the running for "Best Post Ever" awards.

"Farts; the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd."

 

[coldblue1955]

american soldiers should use fart gas to exterminate the enemy. it's just as effective as anything else they use. lol.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

you guys ever fart i n a bottle and store it for future use?

 

[randyjones]

i fart in my hand and smell it.

only when nobodys lookin.

 

[AAP]

www.farthammer.com

 

[Sebby]

This isn't going to be on the exam is it?

 

[Lumberg]

www.farthammer.com

that looks wrong!

The man, the myth, the legend. The Fart Hammer has developed a cult following of fetishists that get off on only one thing: The crude practice of farting on a woman's face immediately after cumming all over it! That's right, he FINDS 'EM, FUCKS 'EM , blasts a nut on their face then FARTS ON THEM!

 

[ChefWide]

worst ever.